THE 25 PLAYER ROSTER

It is time to develop a new player BAGGING roster.

 

We started the year with Mateo and Inu as lazy and should be sent to Wenty.

We lost them to the Warriors and now we cannot do without them.

Much wailing and screaming at the hierachy for allowing them to leave.

 

Then came Kris Keating. This guy was guilty of all things terrible and single handedly was killing the Eels chances of ever winning another game.

We lost him to the Dogs and again the hierachy came under fire because he should be in our squad and we needed him to win games.

 

Mortimer has been a constant favourite for baggers but he just won't go away.

Bloody inconsiderate of him.

 

Then the other half of the Keating brothers was the one who should be punted off to somewhereland as long as it was nowhere near Parramatta.

 

To our much needed relief along came one Jono Wright - what an opportunity to really get stuck into a player.

This guy was going to destroy the entire Eels identity and we would never again rise high enough to get our hands on the WOODEN SPOON.

This mongrel has no respect for baggers because when he came back for another dig he starts scoring tries - making try saving tackles - and breaking the line.

 

And Poore - what a poor excuse for a player - he too is much like Wright and shows little respect to baggers with hs current form of bending the line and making untold number of tackles.

Another good target lost.

 

But fear not - arising to the ire of the baggers comes Luke Burt

Goal kicker extrodinaire, try scorer, medal winner of past years but we the baggers will not get off his case. A team man who has "deliberately" allowed himself to become a target for baggers young and old.

 

The also rans - Robbo, Cayless, Hindmarsh, Hayne, Grothe, Tahu, Humble.

 

It is time to bring in the rest of the 25 players on our roster and show a fair go for ALL.

Start bagging Smith, Horo, Fui, Pele, Te Maari, the Dog Washer, The Orange Peeler and anyone else on our books. 

I know if we try we can think of something to hang these guys with.

 

Any suggestions?

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