what are some funny and clever t shirt slogans you'v seen.what would you choose for some on this site
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Went drinking last night.
All remember is sucking on some titties. I shat my self.
And past out.
My favourites were from the mid-80s .At Paddy's markets they had the stall with the iron -on slogans,You know,the old classics,"Get a HQ before one gets you"," FORD,Found On Rubbish Dumps","FORD Fixed Or Repaired Daily".I bought one with a skeleton opening his coffin with the words "Sh*t,Who dropped one?"
I was wearing it during an examination at Macquarie Uni around 1985.The supervisors were a bunch of grumpy looking old farts.I put up my hand to request a visit to the dunny.One old fart siddled up next to me and said,"If there weren't ladies present I would hit you". Well that shocked me.I didn't know what he was talking about.I said "What's up your a*se,you old kent? Have a pop if you are feeling lucky." He nodded to my chest and I started laughing.I told him to get f*cked and stick to supervising the exam instead.
I CHOKED LINDA LOVELACE
SAVE A MOUSE EAT A PUSSY
"I'm wearing this T-shirt bacause the rest are in the wash"
I had at shirt from Cozumel Mexico which is known for its great dive spots. It was of a Beaver dressed in divers gear. It was titled 'Beaver Diving' the catch tag was 'goes down deeper, stays down longer, nothing beats a little beaver'
The best one I had was from Moose Mcgillicuddys in Waikiki
Picture of Moose with the phrase "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"
My wife for some reason didn't like it , and I didn't wear it much and suddenly it was gone
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