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  Eel Nut February 14, 2018 at 4:48pm

  I recently bought some shirts for my business from a Sydney shirt company called Forty Horse they did all the art work and printing for me. It was some awesome work from their graphic designer, Chris. I can’t say enough about this little business they were great, had some witty and classy ideas. www.fortyhorse.com.au.

  

  Forty Horse
• 1kfnyruzinzo3 February 14, 2018 at 5:37pm

  For a babys shirt.
  
  Went drinking last night.
  All remember is sucking on some titties. I shat my self.
  And past out.
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  Tom Laios February 14, 2018 at 6:09pm

  My favourites were from the mid-80s .At Paddy's markets they had the stall with the iron -on slogans,You know,the old classics,"Get a HQ before one gets you"," FORD,Found On Rubbish Dumps","FORD Fixed Or Repaired Daily".I bought one with a skeleton opening his coffin with the words "Sh*t,Who dropped one?"

  I was wearing it during an examination at Macquarie Uni around 1985.The supervisors were a bunch of grumpy looking old farts.I put up my hand to request a visit to the dunny.One old fart siddled up next to me and said,"If there weren't ladies present I would hit you". Well that shocked me.I didn't know what he was talking about.I said "What's up your a*se,you old kent? Have a pop if you are feeling lucky." He nodded to my chest and I started laughing.I told him to get f*cked and stick to supervising the exam instead.
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  • 1kfnyruzinzo3 February 14, 2018 at 10:21pm

    Who farted on a shirt that looked like someone had unloaded the most unholy shitstorm.
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  nudger February 14, 2018 at 6:42pm

  I CHOKED LINDA LOVELACE

  SAVE A MOUSE  EAT A PUSSY
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  Parra fan on The Hill February 14, 2018 at 6:48pm

  "I'm wearing this T-shirt bacause the rest are in the wash"
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  TheyWearTheBlue&Gold February 15, 2018 at 9:53am

  I had at shirt from Cozumel Mexico which is known for its great dive spots.  It was of a Beaver dressed in divers gear. It was titled 'Beaver Diving' the catch tag was 'goes down deeper, stays down longer, nothing beats a little beaver' 
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  Deadset February 15, 2018 at 10:27am

  The best one I had was from Moose Mcgillicuddys in Waikiki

  Picture of Moose with the phrase "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"

  My wife for some reason didn't like it , and I didn't wear it much and suddenly it was gone 
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    nudger > Deadset February 15, 2018 at 1:37pm

    L O L