Storm findings Press Conference live at 11am

I'm here with Melbourne reporting live on the press conference. I've already had a wonderful champagne breakfast with the Storm directors who plan to celebrate long into the night. They can't believe their luck in keeping their big four for way less than their worth. I will keep you posted .
I'm Ken Crapper

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  • Can I make a suggestion? The Storm should be audited every year for the next decade.
    • All clubs are audited every year already....
  • Shit sorry It's hot in here and I meant to turn the fan on but hit the light switch. There's quite few Victorian police outside getting autographs with their kids with the Storm players.
    I'm Ken Crapper
  • Good to see that none of the players cooperated with the inquiry, suggests guilt to me!
  • If you heard I just asked the question " what are you thoughts on not one single current player co operating with the investigation" . He said it was very unfortunate. I asked Billy, Cronk , Inglis and Smith why they didn't help the investigation and they said they were out fishing on Greg's boat that day.
    I'm Ken Crapper
  • Kenny ask this bloke talking now if he stole his tie from Barry Manilow?
  • 13 players caught taking over the cap payments, 4 independent directors stood down, 3.17 million over the cap.
    • But the claim is that the players didnt know! that is why the Victorian taxation department has taken an interest!
    • Ah that was a typo. What I meant to say was that I was here WITH Melbourne not here IN Melbourne. Thanks for the tip, now here's one for you - Go and work for Media watch or shut TFU. Easy to be a critic when you know absolutely nothing about the industry. BTW I'm always hungover it's in my job description.
      I'm Ken Crapper
      (Live in Surry Hills)
  • News limited said they will give the details to the auditor and MAYBE to David Giddy Up. BTW that's my tie Timmy. Hartigan forgot his so I loaned him mine. Thanks for the Brarry Manilow compliment, I have him on my Ipod.
    I'm Ken Crapper
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