Heys guys,looks like 1eyeeel,collin hewitt and myself have been challenging eachother for a" poem showdown", so if you can write a poem about parra,ando anyone! it would be great to read what you have done :)This is just for fun :D MY FRIEND TINKERBELL WILL annouce the winner on SUNDAY 22ND 9am
THE WINNER GETS "THE BEST POEM TROPHY" awarded by THE HAYNE PLANEE :)
Announcing the Winner is from tinkerbell
Time for the announcement you have all been waiting for! The winner of the Hayne Plane's Coveted Best Poem Trophy -
For best effort - Eels Fan Forever
For the whingiest poem (said with tongue firmly in cheek) - Sinbad
For poem which most appeals to Tinkerbell's Ego - The Slippery Eel
For most historic and reminiscent - Joesef Anderson
For best poem about Jarryd - the Hayne Plane
For best rap fo' shizzle - 1 Eyed 'Dawg' Eel
For most negative ;-) - Stiffler
For most inclusive and forum friendly - Colin Hewett
For most positive - Parraeels12
For the best one liner (which I don't need to repeat) - Jamesy
Looks like everyone's a winner! :-) :-)
For best effort - Eels Fan Forever
For the whingiest poem (said with tongue firmly in cheek) - Sinbad
For poem which most appeals to Tinkerbell's Ego - The Slippery Eel
For most historic and reminiscent - Joesef Anderson
For best poem about Jarryd - the Hayne Plane
For best rap fo' shizzle - 1 Eyed 'Dawg' Eel
For most negative ;-) - Stiffler
For most inclusive and forum friendly - Colin Hewett
For most positive - Parraeels12
For the best one liner (which I don't need to repeat) - Jamesy
Looks like everyone's a winner! :-) :-)
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We used to all make up Eels related songs to a variety of pop songs. Some weren't bad -
- There was My Timana to the tune of My Sharona by the Knack
- There was the Hindy Butt Crack to Love Shack by the B52's
- There was Guru Shook Me All Night Long to You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC
- There was You Really Got Me by the Kinks, adapted to be about Tim Smith
- And an ode to Hindy to the tune of The Bucket by Kings of Leon
I still sing 'My Timana' whenever I hear My Sharona.
Wouldn't be bad at all to try and do the same, haha.
You have started something now - so look out we are coming to get you.
Just gotta see if I can think of anything 1st lol.
Tinks take this one under your wing as she is proving a VERY positive influence on this site.
Between you two we get encouragement and a good laugh.
Rather do this than whinge.
With the 1Eyed Eel, king of the Blue and Gold prattle
Me and my boys up here are going to tear you a new one
It's a world of pain, that has only just begun
Where we from, on the terrace in the north
We eat this shit up and so now henceforth
You'll bow to master of the Eelmeister rhyming
Feel da brother's beats, hypnotize to my timing
At the back, we got your namesake, he's a flying
He's the best in the world and there will be denying
Or lying. Or crying. Or just trying to vying.
He's a plane. He's a train. His feats are defying.
Luke Burt is the man with the golden finish.
He's hair may be thinning but that won't diminish.
His try scoring sensibilities
To make six from four that is his abilities
So what up, Hayne Plane, do you see what you've done
You've riled up the master, I am number one
I've only got started with fullback and wing
So battle back girl, show us your thing
When did you turn gangsta 1Eyed?
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