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Ryles sweeping of the club has gone too far

Posted by LB on March 18, 2025 at 9:53am

Ryles seems to have gotten to carried away with his sweeping of the old in the club, seems Sparky and Sparkles have received their marching orders as well.

Bit of a weird way to introduce new person/eel hybrid of a mascot to a crowd already pissed with the change. I mean it could have been way worse but what was wrong with Sparky? Is he actually gone? If so i am in even more mourning than i was post the game. Can we march our way to the leagues club in protest chanting "SPARKY! SPARKY!"

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Under30Eel March 18, 2025 at 9:59am

Oh god! What are those abominations 😂
- Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug > Under30Eel March 19, 2025 at 2:12am
  
  Gender neutral
Seraph March 18, 2025 at 10:00am

I really don't think Ryles would have a say in the mascots... some Marketing brain trust think tank would have said 'Eels are scary, we need to change our look'. Another swing and miss

Maybe they can charge fans for photos with them too...
- LB > Seraph March 18, 2025 at 10:02am
  
  I was joking Seraph.
  - Seraph > LB March 18, 2025 at 10:05am
    
    Ah. Sorry mate
    - LB > Seraph March 18, 2025 at 10:21am
      
      All good. When i wrote it i was like "Will people take this seriously? Maybe i should say it is not serious". Haha
Trent March 18, 2025 at 10:04am

This shows how out of touch head office is
- Poppa > Trent March 18, 2025 at 10:20am
  
  I have a dilemma here, how do you tell a female and male Eel apart...... Carlo maybe able to tell us she has a pet eel she walks regularly?
  - CarloEEL2 > Poppa March 18, 2025 at 10:47am
    
    If snake was here he could answer that
  - Randy Handlinger > Poppa March 18, 2025 at 2:20pm
    
    The females are slimey and the males can't win at footy

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