1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.

7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.

8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.

9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans Reed Mahoney when he ignores Moses' calls.

10. Guymer - meh.

11. Tuilagi - why, just fking why.

12. Williams - great player when we are winning.

13. JDB - offer him back to st merge.

14. Walker - only one trying.

15. Paulo - soft hands, soft body, run hard for once!

16. Pryke - okay, don't pass buddy.

17. Mataele - start him.

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      • Yep, those changes you suggest probably would have made a difference but I think Ryles isn't a good coach to be honest. I mean seriously look at the errors this team keeps making every week. Ball skills, ball handling, practicing holding the ball in wet damp conditions, practicing night time games versus day games, tackling, quick play the balls, goal line defence! 

      • We will be signing Paulo again. Though not as the alpha, the plan would be for him to be bench impact. Tuivaiti and a new signing as starting Props and Hopgood at Lock. 

        Guymer is there as he can play on an edge, simple as that. But i think now our spine will be back for Newcastle we will see the likes of Brown start to get in the team. Players like Pryke did their job but now it is time to see out the year in Cup.

        • Guymer misses to many tackles every game. He rushes up to put a hit on and misses more then hits. His a 200/250K back up.

          • And that's ok to have in this squad, a back up like him.

    • Volkman has to go, he stood there and watch can Munster score when it was his tackle to make.

  • He can only work with the top 30 he has available . It's honestly a miracle we have been competitive for 50-60 minutes in most games .  The people building the roster - I'm not sure he's involved but I'd say he is - are letting us down . 

    • More and more it sounds like he is not involved. The people recruiting need to go, that's clear.

      Ryles probably is scared to play my favourite colour TeaCum Brown because he knows another club will probably sign him as soon as they see him.

  • This whole team is crap. Does the coaching team even practice ball control, passing, holding onto the ball especially if it's wet, or dewy..The errors in this side are disgraceful. As bad as Brad Arthur was in some areas he's far better than this current coach..Moses needs to relinquish his captaincy because it's definitely affected his game this year. I'm not so sure even with a full side that this team would be much better. 

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