Rise To The Top

I have been given an invitation to attend an Eels training session July 30

at Pirtek Stadium Parramatta. I intend to accept that invitation provided my motorised wheelchair, oxygen bottles and electronic voice decoder are in good working order. It is clear that expert advice is being sort and modesty prevents me suggesting that they have selected the right expert. If they still carry the defeatism and capitulation there is nothing even I can do, other than recommend use of a MK20, full metal jacket, and start again. But if there is a glimmer of changed attitude I shall give them the message that will turn them around This goes back over 50years : Run hard, Run straight and Tackle low ! If that does not work, go out and bash them! If anyone wants me to pass on a message, please contact me, provided it is on subject and is positive. If the message has merit I will pass it off as my own! 

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  • LOL Nice work Robbie, give em hell mate, and give old Timmy a hurry up would you lol, and also tell Corey to lift his game, call him adam dykes.

    •  Snake shall do, but if they carry me out on a stretcher to the morgue I  blame you!

  • Make sure they know the difference between a pep talk and a peptide.
    •  Yobz I will make enquiries. The way they are playing they have been on Panadol only!

    • More like valium....
  • Maybe you can show them how to get a repeat set of 6 when attacking the oppositions try line.
    • Don't run the ball on the 4th tackle Sandow. Get ready to kick on the 5th Sandow. Stop giving it to a forward, you aren't fooling anybody.
    •  Yes Yobz a good point. It`s my favourite hate in Rugby League--kickers who can`t kick! It can`t be too hard because Darren Lockyer could kick from half way and stop the ball in goal. Our blocks can`t do it from five meters out!

  • Bring a football with you and keep throwing it at Toutai. 

    •  Joseph I `ll tell him there is a hand grenade in the ball that will blow up if he drops it!

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