Realists vs Unicorns Game 2 who wins ?

Game II

1EE Unicorns v Realists, Ringrose Park, Sunday 3pm

Referees - Muttman. Amanda

Touch judges - Carlo, Pepe silva

Video Ref - Timmy's Hairy Eyebrows

Manager- Sluggo

Unicorns ◇ 1. Poppa ( Mr $ports bet sure thing)
2. Mack
3. Sir super eel
4. Brett Allan
5. BRISSY EEL (CEO)
6. Chocolate frog.
7 PauPau Escobar (c) ( waterboy)
8. SIXTIES BOY (TCT) Captain
9. AAE
10 HORO MOVIE
11. Miatch (TCT)
12. Sir Col Mudhroom

13 EMBERS ( orange peeler )

14. Shelly (TCT)

15. TinTin

16. Mitchy

17 Dr Wong

Coach -Brad Arthur & Phil

Ba's son - Waterboy

Gurr - CEO

Chairman - Max Donnelly

Tad - jersey designs

Realists ♧ 1. Fong (c) ( CEO)
2. Vince
3. Jamesy
4. Bazza
5. Khags
6. Chief
7. Snake (c)
8. Alan smooth Figs (vc)
9. Mick
10 Frank the Tank
11. Avenger
12. Bert the Natural
13. Kramer

14. Mammojo

15. Wizard

16. Monsiur Eel

17. GRUNTA. (VC)

18. Mullet

19. Miiek

20. DaRock

21 Hector

Coach - Brian Smith / Sluggo

"Haha, Randy. I'm on board with that analogy. Other people are not in the controllable basket. If she wants "to walk", you open the door & tie a red ribbon around her. Ours has a long string though lol."

"Us and 16 other clubs didn't seem to want him either. Go figure. Averillo is a decent player but a Winger? But i hear "Why didn't we go for Averillo" we obviously have seen something other clubs have as well."

"The big issue for Sloan is defence and impact to bend the line. Speed at times cannot be taught, he has god given speed. But we already have that type of Winger in JAC. We need a metre eater like To'o or Kiraz, a workhorse. Simonsson is the only one…"

Replies

Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" September 1, 2020 at 10:53am

You put ME in the Unicorns?????????????????????

You must be auditioning for The Bush Coach title.

Now I know why people say you have NFI about footy.
- Chuck Norris. > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" September 1, 2020 at 11:07am
  
  Really knows his players ....
- Muttman > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" September 1, 2020 at 11:11am
  
  Penalty.
  Col is clearly offside and definitely wearing the wrong jersey. Nice try Col. Get back over with your real team.
  - Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Muttman September 1, 2020 at 3:03pm
    
    Mate - when it comes to stating the real situation with our Bush Coach I am now making the Fong look mlike a powder puff.
    
    We have some good players who are putting in but as for thinking this team, under this coach can do better than 5th this year I have been screaming the loudest - and getting flogged for my views.
    
    My Unicorn died of old age waiting for *NEXT YEAR*sigh* to happen.
- Poppa > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" June 1, 2021 at 7:23am
  
  LOL..... the Old Bastard is back from the dead!
Embers September 1, 2020 at 11:53am

So I just want to take this opportunity to say thank you to the Selection Committe for tasking me with the oramge peeling, I'd like to think I could multi task with making the Gatorade, potentially organising the pre-game caffeine tabs just before run out too....a great great honour I won't let the jersey down.
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- Poppa June 1, 2021 at 7:27am
  
  They don't know what you are capable of Wongy, I'll take 10 in the sin bin when your on, 12 is enough.
  
  PS I reckon with the right amount of niggle I could get both Fong and Snake off....shit who can't get Snake off! LOL
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst September 1, 2020 at 12:45pm

Run at me Brissy lol
Nitram September 1, 2020 at 12:47pm

As a realist myself I think the unicorns will win.
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- MeelK September 1, 2020 at 12:52pm
  
  But Mick you were always the best hooker...