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This is the 7th annual Magic Round. The Caxton Carnival.

We’ve lost all but one.

Both teams are desperate to climb out of the bottom four. Both rebounded with wins last week.

Down on troops, we were gritty and brave to upset the then-high-flying Cowboys in a golden-point thriller.

Meanwhile, the Storm snapped a historic 7-match losing streak against the depleted Tigers, as expected. Redemption is on their menu. As are we.

We're on a 7-match losing streak against the Storm.

They have belted us in recent times and at our two previous Magic Round meets. 64-10. 48-16. Then there's also round one this year and the last. 52-4. 56-18. Patterns.

Can we pull off another David and Goliath against our bitter nemesis?


Team Lists

Eels 14th vs Storm 15th, Suncorp Stadium, Saturday, 16 May, 7:45pm AEST
Weather: Fine, good
TAB : Eels $3.15, Storm $1.37
Referees: Peter Gough (on-field), Dave Munro (touch judge), Chris Butler (Senior Review Official)

Eels: 1. Joash Papali’i 2. Brian Kelly 3. Jordan Samrani 4. Sean Russell 5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Ronald Volkman 7. Mitchell Moses 8. Luca Moretti 9. Tallyn Da Silva 10. Junior Paulo 11. Kelma Tuilagi 12. Jack Williams 13. Jack de Belin
Bench: 14. Dylan Walker 15. Saxon Pryke 16. Toni Mataele 17. Charlie Guymer 18. Apa Twidle 19. Teancum Brown
Reserves: 20. Harrison Edwards 
Cut: 21. Araz Nanva 22. Jonah Pezet
Head Coach: Jason Ryles

Storm: 1. Sualauvi Faalogo 2. William Warbrick 3. Jack Howarth 4. Nick Meaney 5. Moses Leo 6. Cameron Munster 7. Jahrome Hughes 8. Stefano Utoikamanu 9. Harry Grant 10. Josh King 11. Shawn Blore 12. Ativalu Lisati 13. Trent Loiero
Bench: 14. Trent Toelau 15. Cooper Clarke 16. Davvy Moale 17. Joe Chan 18. Stanley Huen 19. Preston Conn
Reserves: 20. Josiah Pahulu
Cut: 21. Manaia Waitere 22. Angus Hinchey
Head coach: Craig Bellamy


Stat Attack

Four Years ago. The Eels last beat the Storm in 2022.
Lost 7-straight against the Storm since then. Conceding 38 points per game. 
Josh Addo-Carr is the leading current Magic Round try scorer with 8 tries.
Harry Grant has scored 10 tries in his last 8 games against the Eels.

Suncorp Horror Show

Lost 5 from 6 Magic Rounds. Conceding 36 points per game.

Five Years ago. 2021. That was the last time Eels have won at Suncorp against a team other than the Broncos.
Five Years ago. 2021. That was the Eels' last and only win against the Storm there.
Lost 3 from 4. Against the Storm there.
Concede 40 per game. Against the Storm there.
Lost 4 from our last 6 there. But we have won our last two games there. Both against the Broncos.

 

Fatigue is the game's fiat currency

Now greater than ever with the most points per game ever leaked in peak V'landyball. 2026.

Even Penrith, the best defensive side in the competition, eventually breaks when facing more than 3-4 sets.

The best they’ve been able to defend this year without leaking a try is this:
A four-minute death zone.
3 from 4 sets
13 consecutive plays.
Facing 80% possession
2-0 restarts.
1-1 error.

That's the breaking point.

You can only minimise the damage of death zones, or strike first. That’s where Penrith separate themselves.
Elite fitness. Systems. Fundamentals. Mobility. Repeat effort.
Elite Game management. Elite Ruck management.
Enough strength and power. But not the most elite in size, speed or explosiveness.
They face the least death zones of all teams.

While fatigue management is King, the ruck is the central bank.

It's the fastest way to create momentum that snowballs. The fastest way to mayhem and chaos in defensive lines that need to walk on egg shells for head-contact, heavy force, and restarts.

 

Pleasingly, last week, we generated far more out of the ruck. We played more direct and Ryles made subtle changes to the rotations around the middle.

There’s little point playing pretty coast-to-coast football if the defensive line is already set and you don't generate momentum.

Storm will be looking to roll us through the middle and the ruck. Dominate. Let Grant Command. Before they spread it out wide. Grant scoring against us and controlling the game has almost become a tradition. 

If it's close, the better kicking game could win it.

Beware the Blitz

The Storm, in form, are Blitz Kings. Last week they essentially won the game in the first 15-minutes. 
10 v 2 sets, 80% possession, 90% territory.
24 straight plays
3 restarts, 1 penalty
The Panthers at their best might only let in 2-3 tries.

20-0 after 15 minutes.
24-16 for the next 65 minutes. 

 

Last week we followed the only blueprint that has worked so far, considering how undermanned we are. Simplification.

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Eels Basic Stats 2026 | Foxslab

 

The Golden Trifecta

The 101s. Fatigue management. 

1. Fight. Focus. Scramble. Grit.
2. Win the completion battle. 91% vs 72%. The bare minimum is 80%. Good ball handling. Low errors (5-18). Good discipline.
3. Win the kick-chase yardage battle. We kicked for almost 900 metres. The minimum benchmark is around 600m. Importantly, the kicking game didn’t fade away in the second half, like it had against the Warriors and Manly and practically every loss other than our golden point loss to the Tigers.

It's something the Storm's systems have relied on for decades on the back of their elite spine: winning the fight and fundamentals. As do the Panthers who do it better than anyone. It sets the foundation. With all the talk about athleticism and explosiveness, for some it's boring. But in the end, it's about who has the most desire, cohesion and character. Brains. And whenever we've fallen away from all three this year, we've had blowout losses.

 

 

Final Word

If we lose, the Storm will overtake us on the ladder, and we could fall to either 15th or 16th. If we win, we will overtake the Dogs to take 13th position.

Form says Storm. Magic Round says them. History says them. The Bookies say them. Suncorp says them.

Can we fight hard, mentally, emotionally and physically, for five-straight weeks? Can we redeem ourselves or will our tormentors? 

 

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    • Rogers, Ryles and Sarantinos are in that too. Pezet was a Ryles decision. 

  • Our weaknesses showed tonight.

    • Gymer is not ready for FG week in week out.
    • TDS isn't a 80min hooker yet.
    • Kelly is not a winger.
    • We only made meters when Mataele was on.
    • Volkman showed why he is being shopped to the SL. Not FG standard.

    Long story short. We lack first grade quality players. In key positions no less

    • Fair dot points. Volkman had his worst outing. That King try was pathetic. I said on poddy that he is in a spot where he can afford to have a poor game and keep his spot. This wasn't a poor game, it was woeful. 

      • I assume round 13 we have Iongi back and Papalli goes to 6. We actually have many positions open for next season. Besides a 6, we need a couple of Centres (give Penisini one last chance when fit this season then go to market for the second), a Lock (JDB only signed for 2026), we need a starting forward to next to Williams (Moretti is a bench player at best), we need to decide where Hopgood is going, he isnt a forward in todays game. I hope the bench will be TDS, Walker, Tuivaiti and Mataele.

        Team for 2027 so far:

        1. Iongi

        2. Fox

        3. ? (Penisini worst case)

        4. ?

        5. Simonson (Will he play again?)

        6. ? (Papalli)

        7. Moses

        8. Williams

        9. Smith

        10. Paulo

        11. ? (Kautoga)

        12. Su'a

        13. ? (Hopgood)

        14. TDS

        15. Walker

        16. Tuivaiti

        17. Mataele

        We dont get top 8 with this team unfortunetly, unless our forwards make huge improvements. 

  • Addo Carr got nothing from russell all game 

  • Storm literally were asking to beat and we told them hold my beer 

  • When are going to start throwing the cheque book out and start buying some players? Ryles offloaded most of the team last year, Lomax fucked off and we haven't bought shit. Who the fuck is managing our books? Bunch of ass clowns

    • Issue is who is on the market? Centres are around but that is it.

      • Most other teams seems to manage. We buy shit c*nts like Kelly

        • Kelly is an abomination 

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