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"Snake" latches onto man's penis whilst sitting on toilet.

Posted by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 on May 27, 2016 at 9:37am
A THAI man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a three-metre python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover.But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.Rescue workers prepare to remove a python after they released it from a toilet outside a house east of Bangkok. Picture: BBTV CH7 Thailand via APSource:APThe 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes on Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbour."" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto !important; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-size: 29px; vertical-align: bottom; display: block;">After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it.Attaporn Boonmakchuay talks to reporters in hospital after being attacked by a snake. Picture: BBTV CH7 Thailand via APSource:APThe snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.“He has a really good attitude … even though his own wife and children were in shock. He’s been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed.” " His penis is very sore and swollen and has grown to double the size, and we are administering antibiotics into it to fight any untoward bacterial infections", hospital director Dr Chutima Pincharoen said.
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  • Kurupt May 27, 2016 at 10:13am
    I knew Snake liked Thai, but this is ridiculous.
  • RIDER May 27, 2016 at 10:16am

    When we told Snake he needed to sink his teeth into being an Eel fan, we didnt mean this....

  • macybrown May 27, 2016 at 10:20am
    Ewww!

    Was just wondering, where are you Snake?
  • Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst May 27, 2016 at 10:21am
    The REAL Snake would caress the penis!!
    • RIDER > Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst May 27, 2016 at 10:25am

      Then wrap himself around it. lol

  • Frank The Tank May 27, 2016 at 10:32am
    Let's hope the Snake is Ok - no one ever thinks about the victims attacker.
    I hope that blood was all it ingested.......
  • slip May 27, 2016 at 10:53am

    Where is Snake? Only 1 post since Tuesday. I'm getting worried!!

  • Sir Penny Wong May 27, 2016 at 11:00am

    Snake is still in hospital, i don''t know if anyone knows that, He told me earlier this week he accidentally slipped on a  vibrating xbox controller. He had  minor surgery during the week for the removal of the  vibrating xbox controller out of his rectum. I hope he is doing well. Please leave your heart felt msgs for him here, he needs all the support he can get right now. 

    • Kurupt > Sir Penny Wong May 27, 2016 at 11:25am
      I don't think that is called for, I mean that is a massive low blow insult, Snake is a PS4 man through and through.
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