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  fishbulb February 8, 2017 at 2:15am

  Nope
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  Kramerica February 8, 2017 at 3:09am

  I'm predicting the 2018 premiers will start as Sportstab favorites to go back to back in 2019 :)
  I also think Ron will get married during season 2019.
  And Snake will finally take the plunge and get circumcised - by an apprentice Rabhi. There will be complications.
  Al Hunt will finally declare his undying love for me.
  Poppa will become both a Jedhi and Tantric Master.
  Carlo will get a tattoo.
  Fongy will run for local council on a platform of racial profiling - and will be elected with massive support.

  All of the above will happen during season '19
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  Longfin Eel February 8, 2017 at 6:22am

  Broncos to get busted for 31 years of salary cap cheating. NRL CEO Max Donnolly conducts full investigation of every club.
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    Beer Baron > Longfin Eel February 8, 2017 at 6:55am

    ....but Wayne Bennett resigns before the nrl can talk to him and Broncos escape sanction due to lack of evidence
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  Beer Baron February 8, 2017 at 6:58am

  James Roberts received a $1000 fine after his 42nd incident involving alcohol and Paul Kent lauds this as the nrl making a tough stance.
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  Parramate2 February 8, 2017 at 7:38am

  Parramatta will finally win the grand final. 2017-18 will be successful years but 2019 will be the big one
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  Nitram February 8, 2017 at 8:03am

  Title
  
  "Parramatta throw Luke Keary a lifeline after he two indifferent years at the roosters"
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  Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 February 8, 2017 at 8:16am

  All nrl players will be wearing NFL gear.
  Lady Gaga will perform @ the grand final.
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  The Offside Eel February 8, 2017 at 8:33am

  Canberra premiers 2017
  Panthers runners up
  
  Eels bow out week 1 of the finals aftet limp into finals following injuries and suspensions to key players.
  
  Dragons beat of knights to the wooden spoon
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  Prof. Daz February 8, 2017 at 8:39am

  Trump gets impeached in January and is next seen rubbing sun tan oil all over Pauline Hanson on a QLD beach. Hanson is quoted as saying she asked Trump to grab her by the halal deli meat.
  Chris Sandow is apparently disgusted by all this and moves back to NSW, taking up a Hail Mary match payment deal with the Eels.
  Norman is arrested for drug smuggling and the Eels end up with a Carney-Sandow halves pairing, which in consort with Ma'u, Scott, Matagi and Brown routinely hospitalizing opposing players just by making scary faces, sees the Eels make the grand final. Unfortunately Hayne defects on the eve of the grand final, taking up a lucrative offer from Netball Australia, and without their star hooker the Eels succumb to a Sharks side pumped up on undetectable (at the time) steroids.
  The NRL is mortified that Parra did so well, and splits the competition for 2020 into two pools: Pool A of teams that are contractually obligated to lose to Brisbane, and Pool B of teams that must give their best player to the Roosters when it comes their turn to play the Roosters. The Eels heed the wisdom of their Board, which hasn't changed since 2016, and relocate to Toulon in protest.
  Viva la Eels!!!