Positions Vacant

The Parramatta eels a  fine sporting club that has its roots firmly entrenched in the NRL since 1947 a club that is synomonous with the fabulous golden glory days of the 80's!

 

Currently we are looking to add to their First grade squad for 2011 and beyond

 

Positons Vacant include Halfback and Front Row (Prop) Positions ( just about anywhere)

 

Ideally applicants will possess the folowing attributes we are looking for Busted arse Has been/burnouts  that have been at more clubs than Slim Dusty,we are looking for  players whom have failed to meet expectations from their current clubs,whom are out of form, un-motivated, and playing reserve grade and are looking for nothing more than a retirement package before bowing out of the NRL to join the real work force and earn pittance!

 

We understand that fine NRl players are slim pickings this year and we have a whadful of salary cap cash to blow on players in any position

 

Senior Players 30+(again burn outs, and has beens) whom possess English Super League experience will be regarded highly

 

Wage is totally negotiable and we are more than likely to pay you waaaayyyy more than you are worth by getting into a bidding war with other cashed up other crazy desperate NRL clubs that are just as desperate as us!!!

 

Please send Resume Attentioned to Rod Reddy or Email OZZY at Parra Leagues for more information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • How the hell did you get hold of an official document like that LOL It's not that far from the truth.
  • im 41 and ready to go..... i go hard (ask my wife????)
  • LOL ha ha crack up Now Now no need to be like that!!

    Im glad you guys can see the humorous side to all of this nonsense!!!

    As stated send your CV through I have sent mine!!!
  • nice one.....
  • there is alot of quality in 30secs..... and thats clean up time inc
  • good call bongo....
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