Parramatta Stadium First in the world to get 3D Replay Screens

Parramatta Stadium has put on hold it's plans to install new replay screens due to the advent of 3D television. Denis Fitzgerald agreed to give me this exclusive interview today.

The Ken :

So Denis can you tell Parramatta fans why there has been no decisions made as yet regarding the much needed upgrading of Parramatta Stadium particularly the promised replay screens?

Denis :

Well Doris and Pam couldn't agree on the new colour scheme for one and it was no use leaving it up to the blokes to decide and the second but most important reason is 3D TV.

The Ken

3D TV ? What has 3D TV got to do with a stadium upgrade for an NRL team with one of the largest supporter bases in the country?

Denis:

3D TV is the future Ken and we are hell bent on giving our fans the best that technology has to offer. Imagine watching a replay of Hainzy in full flight scoring a try in 3D. It will be like your right there. We will be the first Stadium in the world to have a giant 3D replay screen and we are not thinking of just one on the back of a truck on the hill but one in each corner so that everyone who pays for a seat can see it. Our fans deserve nothing but the best.

The Ken:

That's fantastic news. Just when I was losing faith I can't believe how ahead of your time the trust is. So what is the timeframe for these exciting new screens Denis.

Denis:

We already have them Ken. I was in Harvey Norman just the other day and bought 4 of the biggest ones they had. We set one up in each corner of the Stadium but then recognised there was a bit of a technical problem. The Trust couldn't see the bloody things from our corporate box. So what I've done is put them all in our box and ordered bigger ones. Gerry has told me as soon as one comes into the country that's at least 10meters high it will be delivered the minute it gets off the wharves.

I'm Ken Crapper

""Chance is mist" is a really appropriate typo/autocorrect. The chance just goes pfft, evaporates into nothing. Not sure Dylan B has got the mix right this year, more often passing when he should run or running when he should pass. "

Replies

jamesy July 14, 2010 at 9:02pm

lived up to your name, that was definately crap.
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 14, 2010 at 9:06pm

3D TV at the stadium - have they made any arrangements for the fans that can't make it to the game?
- Ken Crapper > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 14, 2010 at 9:10pm
  
  They will be posting out a pair of 3D glasses in every supporters pack next year so that you can at least feel like your there.
1Eyed Eel July 14, 2010 at 9:15pm

Very nice investigative journalism Ken Crapper. I can see why they pay you the big bucks...
ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! July 14, 2010 at 9:53pm

Are you trying to be like the fake Daniel Anderson? now there is a funny bloke!

Ken there is no prize for second mate, and yes you are Ken Crapper!
- Ken Crapper > ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! July 14, 2010 at 10:23pm
  
  Are you trying to be ParraEels ? Now there's no prize in coming second last either Timmy boy.
  I'm Ken Crapper
ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! July 14, 2010 at 10:27pm

Exactly!
- Ken Crapper > ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! July 14, 2010 at 10:36pm
  
  BTW it had nothing to do with FDA. I am just sick and tired of bullshit newspapers and as you can see from this blog a shit stadium.
  I'm Ken Crapper
  - 1Eyed Eel > Ken Crapper July 14, 2010 at 11:33pm
    
    I'm in full agreement...
    
    I love your stuff Kenny, keep them coming!
  - Bourbon Man > Ken Crapper July 16, 2010 at 2:44pm
    
    So you're Darkie then?