parra sign a halfback to end the wows.

parra have signed and secured 2 of bulldogs greatest jouiners, young halfback ahmad cheikho 20 is one of the bulldogs greatest talents in years, dubbed as the next steve mortimor to all bulldogs board and stuff the young halfback has walkled out on them to join the team he always supported since he was 3 years old. parra board believe he could be the next peter sterling and end the 25 year drought. he joins us with his yonger brother who is a prop foward moddie cheikho, moddie was dubbed as the next peter kelly at belmore, the young 17 year old is a superstar in th making and a very fine runner who is tipped to feel the shoes of caylo. parra board believe this is a victory over the arch rivals and cant wait to see these to wear the blue and gold next season. both have signed a 3year deal, ahmad 120k season and moddie 80k a season both 4 3 years. these 2 are the begining of a new era for parra. go the mighty eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelsssssssssssssss

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  • 120k for a 20 year old and 80k for a 17 year old?
    That can't be right surely!

    I'll believe that they're the next Peter Kelly and Steve Mortimer when I see them in action if we have actually signed them.
  • Isn't ahmad cheikho the alias of someone who posts on this site? I think this is a piss take... and a pretty poor one at that....
  • Maybe they are trainning with anthony mundine ?
  • Is this parra eels?

    1. Lack of capitalization.
    2. Spelling mistakes galore. "feel the shoes"?
    3. Lists favourite player as Luke Burt same as parra eels had prior to removing all info from his profile.
    4. Both use a picture from the Microsoft windows generic photos.
  • I was thinking it had to be.
    I mean, everything about the post and the person who posted it is suss.
    I mean, even the word journalist in his name is spelt wrong, so it would definitely seem like a gee-up.
  • there is a reason this is in the trash section!
  • Good observation normo, geez how many accounts does this guy have?!
  • Not saying it's definitely him but there's also
    5. Features heavily in the trash section.

    Also there's a good dash of childishness about it. Jounerlist Adam kind of like Bob the Builder or Postman Pat if you know what I mean. Is this him trying to mimic Ken Crapper?
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