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jestersnake and fongy decide to go on a shooting trip. they loaded up fongs 4wd with their gear and two 30x30 hunting rifles and headed out west.when they arrived in the outback they started looking for somewere to hunt.but every property had signs up NO SHOOTING PRIVATE PROPERTY. so fongy says we`ll drive in the next farm and ask for permission.at the next farm the mail box read bob and betty brown .and a sign  no shooters.but they drove in anyway.when they got to the farmhouse fong said to snakey ok go and ask and be polite. so snake knocks on the door and an old bloke appears. snake says would you be mr brown     yes call me bob      well bob my mate and i would like to ask for your permission to hunt on your property.      well since you asked in a friendly manner then yes you have my permission.thanks a lot said snake and being a gentleman asked and how is mrs brown?      oh betty well not so good snake.   why is that bob.    well you see our prized bull over there ( pointing at bull ) well he`s crook and the vet said we should put him down.but we just can`t do it.  bloody shame says snake.   tell ya what snake you would be doing us a big favour if you would do it.  ya want me to shoot ya prized bull?    please says bob.  ok bob i`ll do it for ya. snake walked back to the car and fongy says how did ya go ?   now snake being a bit of a jester . says to fongy iv`e never been spoken to like that in my life  what a foul_mouthed m^^^fer he is . in fact mate i`m pissed. and with that he reaches in the car and grabs his rifle.  see his prized bull over there.well watch this and he walked over (with a smirk on his face ) and shot the bull in the head.he stood there for a few seconds to be sure the bull was dead and then he heard 2 shots ring out. turning around he saw fongy rifle in hand and fongy yells to snake   i got 2 of his cows lets f~~k off