It's so typical left try hard funny. I actually find more humour in attending random funerals and telling the deceased family I am an illegitimate child of their dead parent.
“It really is coming home,” said the pasty, yellow toothed man wearing an English football jersey he bought 15 years ago"
Seriously, that was their big grand finale type tag line ? Fuck me dead , like if you're going to go racist for your lame attempt at humour , amp it up a bit .
England looked like a polished Premier League side - they should go close to winning it. But as we know the poms are a bunch of chokers like they choked in the league against Samoa after putting 60 on them a couple of weeks earlier
"Pops, ask your wifey Marcia to check your tyre pressures. Im not sure where she's going to insert the guage pop, but you could be on a winner tonight "
"This is what Stefano said, October last year about leaving us: “Everyone had their say about it and what was going on with my brother, but it wasn’t that."
“They told me that I wasn’t going to be a part of the rotation going forward and that I…"
"Clifford is the definition of 'bog average'. I cannot honestly remember anything he's ever done on the footy field, barely even noticed him. Hard pass."
"Never was much of an under armer Christee, wife said I spin my balls and stay in too long.....that was sometime back in the previous century!
All said in done it will be wonderful too have two hands again, if only I had something rigid to guide…"
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Disapointment to English fans is only around the corner....just like some other team we all support ha ha
Iran didn't exactly put up much of a fight, but this is the most talented England squad since the golden generation, probably more so.
Don't believe the hype, Iran still scored 2 goals.
No offence carls, but ive been waiting years for this beetoota to say something remotely funny, im still waiting.
I know you ain't a fan
it's more ffs we made a gf
but still laughing stock 😞😞
It's so typical left try hard funny. I actually find more humour in attending random funerals and telling the deceased family I am an illegitimate child of their dead parent.
“It really is coming home,” said the pasty, yellow toothed man wearing an English football jersey he bought 15 years ago"
Seriously, that was their big grand finale type tag line ? Fuck me dead , like if you're going to go racist for your lame attempt at humour , amp it up a bit .
Did you hear the time they called him , Scotty from Marketing ? Even the 1000th episode was brilliant.
Sick burn .
England looked like a polished Premier League side - they should go close to winning it. But as we know the poms are a bunch of chokers like they choked in the league against Samoa after putting 60 on them a couple of weeks earlier