Married couple present to emergency. Wife has oil burn to her back, black eye and broken cheek bone. Husband's 1 eyed eel is half bitten off.
What happened? (true story)
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Very close, well done.
It was in Romania from memory - several years ago.
Husband was cooking pancakes for their breakfast and both were naked. While he was cooking she was kneeling and giving him pleasure. At a moment of ecstasy he accidentally tilted the pan pouring hot oil on her back. The pain caused her to clench her teeth and lock them shut and to get her to release he hit her with the pan breaking her cheek bone. Not sure about the feasibility of the last bit but that was the story.
she doesn't like pancakes anymore - the batter gives her bad memories
LOL at the hippo one
I had a very similar experience - broken nose, black eye, oil burn and a damaged morton.
I was doing some basic mechanics at home while naked (I do alot of things nude - housework, mowing the lawn, washing the car - i'm a massive nudist), I needed to top up the transmission fluid in my Dune Buggy (which is a beatle chassis with the engine at the back) and thought it was best to leave the motor running as I added the fluid. Anyway, as I was adding the fluid my pecker got caught in the flywheel and did one quick loop, the transmission oil also spat back out of the engine as I had the motor running and burnt my left nipple and part of my (waxed) scrotum, and I instinctively lurched forward and wacked my face on the back of the car breaking my nose and giving me a black eye, and leaving a blood stain on my "Triple M rocks the Parramatta Eels" sticker.
I learnt a valuable lesson that day - I now wear goggles and do a mangina when topping up my transmission fluid in the dune buggy.
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