Eels Blogs

 The game against Souths is a danger game for us just as was the game against the Knights. In spite of the ugly score line against Souths last weekend I thought they played pretty well. They were quick off their line and hit hard in their takles . In attack they played fast and moved the ball well. They were up against a champion side intent of putting on a score as big as possible. Cooper Cronk on Fox yesterday revealed that they were practising for the finals. The way Souths played, fast and aggressive is what has traditionally the Eel undone. We have to be well on our game for 80 minutes against Souths. I was in Parramatta Mall at lunch time today and ran into a group of Eels Players doing a bit of public PA. They were all in their Eels Rig looking spick and span. I talked to them all. They were all well spoken ,gentlemen one and all. Michael Jennings said they were disappointed in letting in those late trys.Semi was very nice and thanked me for my best wishers to him as did Mitch Moses. Timmy was there looking as fresh as a daisy. A woman fan came up and planted kiss on Jenko who had to endure a rev up from Timmy for the budding romance! All in a joke. I spoke to the forwards that were there and told how to play the game and how to fix their many errors. When I woke up I was on the ground beside the Town Hall with a distorted nose and a large lump on my forehead. I staggered back to the mall and shouted  that I would speak to Malcome Turnbull about them. A large policeman appeared and told me to urinate elsewhere aka ( to piss off). I told him my taxes pays his salary and he should mind his manners. He moved towards me with menace on his mind, so I took it on lamb with some velocity. So much for being an Eels fan for over 50 years.