MORE WOES?

Talk about bad timing!

Before I check myself in to St John of God, Burwood for my depression.  I am changing my handle on here to 'ParraNoid'.  Because  I honestly believe that  the media are out to destroy Parramatta and the mental health of anyone connected with them!

The joint efforts of the Daily Telegraph, the little Arab Leprechaun, Bourbon Bec and the highly experienced blue eyed liar on Channel 9.  The club and everyone one connected with it are  well and truly under the microscope. Is Cory Norman really stupid enough to risk strolling around with pills in his hand? Please tell me it ain't so.  He should be docked for utter stupidity.

Alas, what's done is done but on a lighter note...

The leprechaun and his mates have missed a couple of opportunities. 

1.  How dare Cory leave a pair of footy boots out on his front porch?  Such blatant disregard for the tools of his trade! (sighted on Nine News I think- oops, I forgot accuracy is not necessarily required)

2. Were these boots part of an unauthorised third party agreement? 

3. Givezapea can report that sources close to the club have said that the guy sitting next to Semi in Church may not have been praying but in fact lip synching.

I expect that tomorrow's expose from media outlets should address these issues as they clearly bring the club and the game into disrepute. 

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  • Best cure for unflattering media attention is to not make their life easy by delivering them scandals on a plate. They'll move onto lower hanging fruit soon enough.
  • George, as I understand it, they treat depression and substance abuse. 

    I hope my attempt at humour hasn't offended anyone. 

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