Eels Blogs

"2027? That's a joke, surely. I thought this was his last season."

"Chief was quietly shopped once, his mother took him to the toy shop, then to the beach and finally on a slow boat to China.
What happend, he broke his toys, lost his floaties and wrecked China's economy..........after that he got a job as the Head…"

"Are they going to day X is injured for 2 years? Even if they don't actually name him his identity will be easily known, don't you think?
That's why I don't think it's as simple as you state."

"Someone calls for a lawyer and Chief turns up, that's the equivalent of offering himself for a moon mission, not realising that the dog, monkey and a chimpanzee all in the same queue had higher IQ's."