Eels Blogs

"HOE, not only do the Storm operate with multiple contracts for the same player, but also different ethics depending upon what suits them "

"Gold, Meelk, GOLD!!!"

"That sucks, Parra Tragic. Billionaires are generally [insert insults normally not permitted in polite compnay]. They're either straight financial wolves, many of whom inherited wealth, or they're super creepy tech or real estate tycoons, or if we're…"

"Interesting thought re potential for Lomax to come back to Parra. He doesn't have a contract with us other than to say he can't play for another club. To me that sounds like we can make him another offer of lesser value. In reality though, he has…"