Eels Blogs

"Yeh well she has that gorgeous mane which prob needs all that - I'm good with a bottle of tresemme - joys of German heritage mb 
I swear to god bert , I think I was meant to be male I'm so low maintenance ( as far as upkeep goes) ... Thank the lord…"

"Russell missed one game where he was dropped, it was Dogs game in Round 3 but still the others are slim."

"We have literally dropped the ball every attacking set we have had. Renzo and Lynn not having a good passing game today.
In defence both our centres and Lynn have been atrocious. Missed tackles and poor reads."

"Well done MON and team. Offer them what Parramatta  thinks there worth to Parramatta not what they think there worth. 
How bad was Da Silver last night."