KIMMORLEY AND CRONK FIGHT IT OUT FOR THE EELS NUMBER 7 JERSEY

Bulldogs and NSW State of Origin halfback Brett Kimmorley, or as he is more affectionately know as ‘Noddy’, is believed to have signed a one year deal with the Parramatta Eels for 2011 worth $350 thousand dollars. A high ranking member of the club going by the name of ‘C Dogg’ has revealed on a prominent supporters web site that Noddy signed the deal on Friday. “No confirmation. I have not seen the signed papers. I do not know Kimmorley. All I know is that its a one year deal worth $350k.” C Dogg posted yesterday.

Melbourne Storms halfback Cooper Cronk (or ‘ Gronk’ as most Parra fans like to call him) was contacted by the Daily Telecrap yesterday and gave us an exclusive interview. When asked about his rumoured move to Parramatta in 2011 and the new contract with Noddy, Gronk has told the Daily Telcrap exclusively that he is willing to now move to the Eels and play for nothing. “ I wouldn’t go there if you paid me” Gronk said in an interview in a Melbourne car park last night signalling a halfback war with Noddy over the much desired Blue and Gold number 7 spot.

I’m Ken Crapper

(not Crapper Ken)

I have done a bit of freelancing for The Age. It was me who revealed that Ben Cousins had been taken to hospital the other day after having an adverse affect to sleeping tablets. I had 20 cups of coffee with Ben, in a popular cafe in Melbourne, before his game this weekend. He was talking so fast I didn't quite catch everything he said but what he made clear was that he has learned his lesson and is no longer going to be taking No Dose before any future matches. " Mate I didn't realise caffine was a drug." Cousins told me. " With my history I need to keep my nose clean, if you know what I mean. Taking as many sleeping tablets as I did was nothing sinister, I just misread the label. I know I've been taking them every week but I thought this week it said take 24 tablets every 2 hrs not 2 tablets every 24 hrs and it just had an adverse affect".
I'm Ken Crapper

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Ken Crapper July 11, 2010 at 11:15am

I have a copy of his diary which I am still sifting through. In it Joey mostly talks about how good he is but it did reveal that he is in fact a racist when on Saturday 5th June he made a shopping list with sunscreen for Lennox and bleach for John. I will reveal who John and Lennox are as soon as news comes to hand. With this type of incriminating evidence it is no wonder he has tried to keep his diary under wraps. Another interesting thing is how every weekend during his playing years has been ripped out except for game days where he talks about how wonderful he is at length.
I'm Ken Crapper
(not Crapper Ken)
Ham Sammich July 11, 2010 at 3:41pm

I think secret diary is code for Ecstasy
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 11, 2010 at 3:49pm

Think of the time we could save with Noddy and Gronk fighting all the time.
The rest of our team could get on with the game without any interuptions.

C Dogg and Ken Crapper are both working for the DT.

I won't believe it till I see it in "The Age"
- Daz1970 > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 11, 2010 at 4:00pm
  
  well if i see it before it goes to print, I'll post it here.
  But buy then it will be on the net.
- Ken Crapper > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 11, 2010 at 4:27pm
  
  I have done a bit of freelancing for The Age. It was me who revealed that Ben Cousins had been taken to hospital the other day after having an adverse affect to sleeping tablets. I had 20 cups of coffee with Ben, in a popular cafe in Melbourne, before his game this weekend. He was talking so fast I didn't quite catch everything he said but what he made clear was that he has learned his lesson and is no longer going to be taking No Dose before any future matches. " Mate I didn't realise caffine was a drug." Cousins told me. " With my history I need to keep my nose clean, if you know what I mean. Taking as many sleeping tablets as I did was nothing sinister, I just misread the label. I know I've been taking them every week but I thought this week it said take 24 tablets every 2 hrs not 2 tablets every 24 hrs and it just had an adverse affect".
  I'm Ken Crapper
Daz1970 July 11, 2010 at 5:28pm

HAHAhaha, very VERY good, loved it......
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 21, 2013 at 8:36pm

Heres a crapper special.

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