Eels Blogs

Ken Oath

Posted by Ken Crapper on July 14, 2010 at 6:47pm

After reading that people on this site are upset with the extensive media coverage of Jarryd Hayne, I am pledging an oath to not do do any more stories on him until the weekend. That's two whole days people !!!! While I'm on the subject I must express my disappointment in those that have turned all this around on the wonderful newspaper I write for. It is not The Telecrap that is obsessed with Parramatta fans and Jarryd Hayne, it's Parramatta fans that are obsessed with Jarryd Hayne and The Telecrap. Why do you think we print extra copies every time we mention your Blue and Gold team or your precious little wonder boy. You people have a sick way of twisting things around and distorting the truth.

Ken Oath

I'm Ken Crapper

Views: 3

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

★
★
★
★
★
Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –
Follow

Replies

  • Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 15, 2010 at 10:52pm
    YEAH !!!! well why don't you organise some copies for the land of QueerZ - you would sell even more.


    I'm pissed off
  • Ken Crapper July 16, 2010 at 5:31pm
    Did The Ken keep his word ? Well I have two words. Ken Oath !!! The Ken is a man of his words and as promised in The Ken Oath there were no stories on Hayne for the last two days. The Ken made a few calls and see what happens The Storm Rort is back in the headlines and saturating every form of media in the country. Now for most rehashing an old story and making it the biggest sports story for the next 48hrs would seem impossible but not for The Ken. Meet the Jarryd Hayne of the Australian media.
    I'm Ken Crapper
This reply was deleted.

More stuff to read

LB replied to BEM's discussion Ethyn Martin Signs With The Bears
"Defence and injuries seemed to be his issues."
23 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to Eels2025's discussion Jason Ryles... Report so far
"Hahaha thats one hell of a cocktail, Chief. Would explain Pops passion."
41 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin replied to Eels2025's discussion Jason Ryles... Report so far
"Not Tad, but it got me thinking,  I'm starting to think Poppa could actually be an ai bot planted here by Phillip Sims to actually stir the pot and create havoc,  thus gaining more popularity for his site.
I'm around 98% sure Poppa is a robot 🤖…"
1 hour ago
Uncle Wizardssleeve- Indigenous Elder-Freemason Hunter -He/Him replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Tallyn Debut
"Considering he couldn't knock Api off his perch or at minimum convince the Tigers they need him ,  I wonder if he's another Galvin type hype .  Was only a big deal as it was close to June 30 AND the media were starved of content so made a huge deal…"
1 hour ago
More…

Eels blogs

Social Blogs