Joke of the week

This bus driver was driving the bus and this and old lady behind him handed him some peanuts to the bus driver the said thanks so 10mins later the old lady handed him some more and he said thanks about 10mins later the old lady handed some more but the bus driver said to the old lady why did you buy these peanuts if you dont like them and the old lady said i like the chocolate on them

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  • Was Ivan Cleary driving the bus?
  • boooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Lol - well done

  • LOL

  • Haha good one Arnie

  • George and Ethel were off to do their shopping when just as they got into the car park their car made a nasty rattling sound and stopped.

    George told Ethel to go do the shopping while he tried to find out what was wrong and fix it.

    Ethel comes back about 30 minutes later and there is a small crowd standing around the front of her car.

    She looks down and there is a pair of legs protruding out from under the car but to her surprise the guy was not wearing any undies and everyone could see the display f all he owned.

    Ethel discreetly kneels down beside the man and tucks everything back into place and out of sight of the people.

    As she stands up she sees her husband leaning on the mudguard peering into the engine bay.

    Unfortunately the RACQ mechanic required six stitches to his forehead.

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    • I'm having the same problem, I read your joke 5 minutes ago but still haven't laughed yet. SHAZAAM!

  • You know how sometimes people get pissed off and complain when they read something that annoys them and everyone jumps on the complainer with “Well don’t read it?” Well I just started to read “joke of the day” and “this bus driver” and I chose NOT to read it. But I still choose to compain about it. I hate fucking borIng-arse “nun walks into a bar” bullshit jokes. And I don’t need to read it to judge whether it’s funny or not. It’s not. And I hate off-season blogs about unrelated bullshit. Get a life and tell your mates at work or centerlink your boring fucking jokes. I want to read about Eels when I’m here. No offense though. What you do is your own business. I’m not really angry about it. You’re cool, don’t mean to be a prick. But fuck off.
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