Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.
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Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.
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3 women are waiting to be executed one is a brunette, one is a red head and one is a blonde.
The brunette is called up and the executer says do you have any last words and she says no. The exucter then continues and says ready aim and the brunette shouts earthquake everyone is startled and jumps to the floor while the brunette escapes.
Then the red head is called up and once again the exucter shouts any last words and once again the red head replies no. So the executer shouts ready aim and the red head shouts tornado everyone is scared and starts running around while the red head escapes.
By now the blonde understands what she has to do so when she gets called up and the executer asks her if she has any last words she says no. Then once again the executer shouts ready aim and the brunette shouts FIRE!
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Q:What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A:There actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
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Youre slipping Paul lol
Make sure your back next week