Hey there groovey Eelsters,
yep it's your favourite rovering reporter who reports f**k all, Monster Eel #38. Today, boys and, um, girls and Spanners and Pauls and other sorts of weirdos (yes, I am including you TD), we are looking at you know who...yes that's right, MISTER JARRYD HAYNE...Big hand please for the man himself...now, here's the $1.00 question, is Hayne just a novelty in the U.S.of A?or is he the real item? Is he really that good or are we seeing a clone of JH while the real JH is tied up somewhere in SF in some abandoned warehouse getting pumped up on drugs and waiting for the NCIS or Warehouse 13 crew to come and resuce him?
mmmm, just think about the hype the boy's getting, how long will this last, how long will the Yanks get bored and think 'f**k this guy's lazy...and what have yah...read on, my dear fellow Eelsters and read the misadventures of The Hayne Flame...er...Plane...well, that's all I have to report so until my next strange but true tales get stuffed the lot of you's! LMAO always wanted to say that...oh and read this..
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what, you're saying he'll be on the Bold and The Beauitful or...God forbid, Day of our Lives? Oh oh oh oh maybe he'll host his own talk back show 'A Yarn with J H...translated into American...' or 'Talking Trash with Jarryd.'
I don't know what your trying to do with this blog but I will answer it in a serious manner, He is more than just a NOVELTY, he has shown true game breaking abilities, his 37 yard punt return against the Cardinals set up the 9ers only touchdown in a 47-7 flogging. The only thing holding him back at the moment is knowing the play calls well enough to be able to adjust to call changes at the line of scrimmage, he is a better running back option than rookie Davis ability wise but lacks the full understanding of play call changes to get snaps ahead of him. He will probably sit games out when both Bush and Ellington are available as the 9ers will be relying heavily on the running game and will probably use Hyde,Bush and Davis as RB's and Ellington (WR) as punt returner.
Dude, I'm just having a bit of fun with JH. I'm an admirer of his and have a hell of a lot of respect for the kid. I seriously hope he achieves his dream. It will take Hayne a while to adjust to the game. Imagaine if Reggie Bush came to NRL, how long will it take him to adjust to the game? The AFL player that the Panthers bought, it'll take him a few seasons before he's ready for FG. Hayne is lucky in some aspect because of his status in League AND of his ability to able to pick a game up which he'd never played before except for xbox. Hayne to me is f**king amazing with his skills and ability to handle himself in a large arena that catches the world attention. What I was trying to with this blog is have a giggle at his expense. I'm not trying to put him down. Far from it. I dig JH, my admiration goes out to him.
I knew you were just having a laugh but wasn't sure on what type of responses you were after.
Something that's intelligent and witty. Which is hard from my side of the computer screen...since I'm not that witty...not as witty I was hoping...
LMAO @ Wiz.
He'll star in a reality show," Good Christian Boys Gone Bad'. His revelations about neglecting his prayers,shaving Timmy's eyebrow while at Hillsong Camp,engaging in a three way willie rub with Seffa and Justine Bieber at the recent Hillsong corroboree will shock and appall.
Most damaging will be his admission of taking the piss out of Hoppa's Moronism...sorry ,my bad,force of habit,Mormonism,because as Jarryd said to Hoppa,'Bra,you can only find the lord through Pasta Brian,your religion is nuts".