Hayne Curse?

Is there a Hayne Curse? Some NFL supporters think so.

The Curse of the Hayne Plane: how Jarryd brought his curse to the 49ers to make the team the Parramatta Eels of the NFL.

After a career in rugby league, cursing both the one time high flying Parramatta Eels to be cellar dwellers and the New South Wales State of Origin team going on an unprecedented seven year losing streak, Jarryd Hayne tested the waters to see how far afield his curse could be spread, and the twelve thousand mile journey has shown the curse is able to go wherever he chooses to go. Also worth noting is that the 49ers 2015 offseason has been regarded as the worst offseason of all-time in pro football, with Hayne's arrival is this a coincidence or curse?

Timeline of the curse of Jarryd Hayne on the San Francisco 49ers:

Monday, 8 December 2014: Jarryd Hayne visits with 49ers organisation with the intent of joining the team. (Team has winning record, only losing record all season was week 3(1-2)).

Sunday, 14 December 2014: 49ers lose to Seahawks 7-17.

Wednesday, 17 December 2014: 49ers release Ray MacDonald.

Saturday, 20 December 2014: 49ers lose to Chargers 35-38 (team has losing record).

Sunday, 28 December 2014: 49ers beat Cardinals 20-17.

Sunday, 28 December 2014: 49ers miss playoffs for the first time since 2010.

Monday, 29 December 2014: 49ers and Harbaugh, who had the highest all time win percentage of any 49ers Head Coach of 69.5%, part ways.

Monday, 5 January 2015: 49ers fire "genius" Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman.

Wednesday, 14 January 2015: Jim Tomsula named as Head Coach (from defensive line coach).

Wednesday, 14 January 2015: 49ers fire Defensive Coordinator Vic Fangio, Secondary Coach Ed Donatell and Linebacker Coach Jim Leavitt.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015: Jarryd Hayne officially signs as a 49er.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015: Bubba Ventrone retires.

Thursday, 5 March 2015: Bruce Miller arrested.

Monday, 9 March 2015: Dan Skuta signs with Jaguars (Free Agency).

Tuesday, 10 March 2015: Patrick Willis retires.

Wednesday, 11 March 2015: Mike Iuapati signs with Cardinals (Free Agency).

Wednesday, 11 March 2015: Frank Gore signs with Colts (Free Agency).

Friday, 13 March 2015: Chris Culliver signs with Redskins (Free Agency).

Monday, 16 March 2015: Chris Borland retires.

Tuesday, 17 March 2015: Stevie Johnson signs with Chargers (Free Agency).

Saturday, 14 March 2015: Perrish Cox signs with Titans (Free Agency).

Monday, 13 April 2015: Michael Crabtree signs with Raiders (Free Agency).

Monday, 18 May 2015: Justin Smith retires.

Friday, 5 June 2015: Anthony Davis retires.

Monday, 27 July 2015: Jonathon Martin retires.

Thursday, 6 August 2015: Aldon Smith arrested.

Friday, 7 August 2015: Aldon Smith released by 49ers.

Wednesday, 26 August 2015: Ahmad Brooks arrested.

Friday, 11 September 2015: Aldon Smith signs with Raiders (Free Agency).

Regular Season games:

Week 1 49ers vs Vikings

First half: Hayne plays, cursed.

Off yds: 204

Rush yds: 126

Pass yds: 78

Points: 7

Def yds: 113

Points: 0

Brief: Very poor first half but topped with Hyde spin move TD.

Second half: No Hayne, No Curse.

Off yds: 191

Rush yds: 104

Pass yds: 87

Points:13

Def yds: 189

Points: 3

Brief: Dominant second half performance by the 49ers over the Vikings.

Week 2 49ers at Steelers

First half: Hayne plays, cursed.

Off yds: 103

Rush yds: 59

Pass yds: 44

Points: 3

Def yds: 289

Points: 29

Brief: "so far, it's been an embarrassment"

Second half: No Hayne, No Curse.

Off yds: 306

Rush yds: 42

Pass yds: 264

Points: 15

Def yds: 165

Points: 14

Brief: Not perfect, but a vast improvement.

Week 3 49ers at Cardinals

First half: Hayne plays, cursed.

Off yds: 90

Rush yds: 58

Pass yds: 32

Points: 7

Def yds: 290

Points: 31

Brief: Embarrassment.

Second half: Hayne plays, cursed.

Off yds: 80

Rush yds: 45

Pass yds: 35

Points: 0

Def yds: 180

Points: 16

Brief: A bit less of an embarrassment, but still embarrassing.

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  • The hell is this blog drivling on about? Hayne isn't cursed. It's the 49ers that's cursed...then again, since he left Parra, they've been playing okay. Hmmm maybe Hayne is cursed by the Curse of The Hill Songers!

    • LOL

  • I suspect it's the old curse of 'Football Teams That Don't Play Very Well'.....

  • Who cares he don't play with us no more so if he does suck eggs 49ers

  • LOL No idea what your talking about Turps??

    • Neither do I Snake. just cut and paste from some dude called 49ersforlife on another forum.

      Do you honestly think I'd read something this long.

      Just wanted to get a rise outta the happy clappers like Brett Allen.

      Watch out for more detailed blogs on comparisons between ISIS & Hillsong coming soon. LOL 

  • Right on time… 

    Happy Clapper defence right here!!!

  • lol

  • Stupid Blog, 49ers were actually struggling before they even heard of Hayne.

    • Nah mate, its clear from the stats above Hayne has cursed them

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