Happy New Year To All My Fellow Eels Fans

Let's hope 26 is someone better for all of us including our beloved Eels, let's go Parra in 26 and get behind the boys and girls for a big season ahead go the mighty Eels 

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    Happy New Year Bubba and everyone on 1EE.

    All the best to everyone and their loved ones. Stay safe over the festive season, ladies and gentlemen.

     

    • Omg HOE that is the best !!!!

  • 31049902264?profile=RESIZE_930x

    Happy new year everyone . 

  • Let's hope 🥹

  • Yes - HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow 1eyed family members.

    The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.

    If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate.

    • What's the stats of MON showing his little fella to an unsuspecting lady?

      • Haha close to 99%, it's our best chance of getting rid of him

  • It's that time of year when we ask "What did Americans get stuck in their arses this year?"

    We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.

    My faves...

    • SCREWS AND NAILS
    • "PATIENT STATES HE PUT A BASEBALL IN HIS RECTUM TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE
    • "WAS FEELING CONSTIPATED FOR 2 DAYS, HE TOOK THE BASE OFF OF HIS BEARD CLIPPERS AND WRAPPED IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE, INSERTED INTO THE RECTUM AND IT GOT STUCK
    • "REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM"
    • "STATES HE WAS IN THE SHOWER 'WAS BORED' WHEN PT PLACED SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO RECTUM"
    • "REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO"
    • "REPORTS USING A BUTT PLUG IN HER ANUS A FEW HOURS AGO WHEN IT BROKE OFF. SIGNIFICANT OTHER USED TWEEZERS TO RETRIEVE PIECE THAT BROKE OFF. TWEEZERS NOW STUCK IN RECTUM"
    • "STATES HE HAS A FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM THAT IS VIBRATING. HE STATES HE WAS WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT AND DOESN'T REMEMBER MUCH"
    • EYEGLASSES
    • ROCK
    • EGG

    ...and....a bathbomb stuck in a vagina....Happy New Year

     

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    • I feel attacked as that's me. I say haven't seen you since last year.

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