Mister Speaker, (Hear, Hear, Hear, Hear). Mister Speaker, When I first came to Oztralia, (Hear,Hear, Hear,Hear). Mister Speaker, When I first came to Oztralia, I said : "I shall return".( Hear, Hear Hear, Hear, Hear) Well,like General Macarthur, I have returned!( Let the cheering subside. )I know you missed me, even though you don`t know me from the proverbial bar of soap. A unique event of technical bastardly has silenced me for nigh on two months. Now the last screws are in and all switches are on, all`s right with my world. Because of my enforced silence, I have been able to reflect on pertinent matters. I have come up with solutions of importance which I will share with you at my pleasure--have patience Sire!
The first matter concerns the name of the Titan player--a certain Arrow. Some call him Josh and some call him Jo. To resolve this, I propose to call him after the great Matty Bowen. From here on Josh or Jo Arrow will be called Bowen Arrow. You are all expected to follow this precedent.
The second matter concerns coaches--arhh! Pow or is it Pouw? recently said the most sensible thin that he has said since he has been here when he question the need for a coach. He asked how important are coaches? He is right. If you were to remove one person from a Rugby League club,the one that would cause the least damage would be to remove the coach. It has long been recognised that the least important person in a Symphony Orchestra is the conductor! Such a person has infinitly more importance than a Rugby League coach. Don't hesitate to remove a coach.
My next blog will about telling Chairman Max how to suck eggs in appointing a coach, without sending the club broke. Should be required reading.
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Robert... put the bong down and step away from the computer.
I am an Injuneer with many hammers of all sizes - I will be around to your place first thing tomorrow to fix your faults.
That is kind of you Sir Col because the new bits are not 100% right just yet--need running in I suppose. It is two months that I won't go through again I will tell you.
Oldskool : Well I have seen Jo and Joss and you now say Jai ! I am even more justified in giving him a new name. However, being Oldskool you, like the other respondents, have completely missed the joke.I won`t reveal the obvious, you may all spend the next 20 years trying to solve it! Its as corny as hell, but you have missed the bus, you have been caught with your pants down, you have stubbled at the first hurdle, etc etc.
I remember this song Robbie . Used to cruise Wollongong listening to it.
WWS : I was in Wollongong too. Did we know each other ? If you are referring to the Hallelujah Chorus, we may well have done. But that was a long, long time ago.
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