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"Broncos 70 percent possesion can't compete. "
"Season over, it was fun while it lasted.
Thanks for the pre-season optimism guys."
Thanks for the pre-season optimism guys."
"I'm more worried about how starstruck our players are there's no chance in hell we have the mindset correct to start this season.
Error try sound familiar this is how we've started yet another season.
Worse thing is here we can see how far we are…"
Error try sound familiar this is how we've started yet another season.
Worse thing is here we can see how far we are…"
"If he played the ruck like the broncos we would have 30 6 agains against us"
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Vagina Gun
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,”according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News.
Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility.
According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.
1. I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!
2. Gives new meaning to a gun having a "hair trigger".
3. Happiness is a warm gun?
4. At four inches in length it comes off as half cocked...
5. "For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box."
6. Report reads, "...Introducing contraband into a penal
7. If it went off, could you call it her 'boom box'?
8. Remember : Every vagina is to be treated as if it is
9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.
10.You can have my gun when you can pry it from
11. Oh my... accident waiting to happen.
12.I have heard of shooting your mouth off,
13.Complete reversal on the classic, "Is that a pistol in
14.I wonder if she had 'gun-areah'?
15.Gives a whole new meaning to "Vaginal Discharge"...
16.Do you suppose she had a 'rectal reloader'?
17.A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?
18.Figures... it uses 'rim shot' ammo.
19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.
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