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My first grievance is with the cheery ppl in Woolworths mayfield , I don't want to hear how fuckin tired you are after two shifts I worked five at maccas and talked to nobody . Scan my shit and let me out !!!
Great idea Carls, i just hate everything at xmas, i didnt used to be like that, it used to be very dear to me but because nobody else in my family gives a fuck about getting together and sharing some time ive lost a bit of heart for it.
My second grievance is with the tightarse families who I support by teaching their kids . I don't want anymore friggin Ferraro rochers , I fucking HATE THEM
Should I have introduced it ? No
if you fuckers don't know festivus too bad !!!
You know what grinds my gears ........
Shuddup not invited to festivus wiz
My third grievance is with mosquitoes you suck !
I fucking HATE ham at xmas or arriving anywhere where its the main food, or just poorly prepared food generally, what a fucking let down, if i wanted to eat like a bum or peasant on xmas day i could have gone and got a ham sandwitch from woolies.
Its turkey, prawns, big roasts or seafood meals with quality side foods or they can fuck right off, xmas days for something special, not fucking ham, do not insult me by offering me ham on xmas day.
I say fresh seafood too . Platters salt n pepper squid mussels yummy
Haha we have so much food at Chrissy it’s not funny . Prawns for days , Pork on a spit Christmas Day , The pommies do Yourkshire puddings and the wogs bring ... ummmmm ..... well not much but they’re fun all the same , Balmain Bugs and heaps of shit like trifal etc ( I fuckin hate trifal ) , but you know what my favourite thing is Snake ? I go down and see my mate in his deli at the start of December every year and get a double smoked hickory full leg of ham and I whack that fucker in my beer fridge in a bag soaked in vinegar and a big fuck off knife in there and I slice that fucker allllllllll month and eat the bastard .
I love it .
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