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  Nitram August 23, 2018 at 6:44am

  This bloke should get life.
  
  In other news, I get the train to work. When I get on there is usually empty seats and generally everyone gets their own seats. You see this is where it gets interesting, no matter where I sit the next person who gets on at the next stop, and no it's not always the same person, always sits next to me. I've tried sitting at the front, at the back, the middle, on the top level, bottom level, nothing works. I always have some sit next to me when everyone else has their own seat.
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    Grunta Disgruntled -nrl’s a rort > Nitram August 23, 2018 at 7:16am

    Change your cologne, Martin.
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    Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Nitram August 23, 2018 at 10:31am

    You sound like a hot chick wearing a very low cut dress complaining about guys ogling her boobs.

    Sex appeal is a curse sometimes.
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    Nitram > Nitram August 23, 2018 at 4:22pm

    I'll take on the advice and whilst I most certainly don't have boobs perhaps I'll cover my bulging biceps.
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  ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER August 23, 2018 at 9:40am

  Ye I hope you found them the C. U. N. T. S I had one off my dog poison once but I got them to a vet fast n save him
  • donald cook > ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER August 23, 2018 at 12:23pm

    Arnold what do you mean dog.... I heard that dog of yours could past as a small pony!!!!