Does Parra have some of the Gumbiest and annoyingly vocal fans in the NRL?

This weekend was another joyous experience in the life of an Eels fan.From a mixed reception wearing my Eels hoodie in the City,I got a few thumbs up from some fellow Eels tragics,to a "I'm not letting you on wearing that top" from a smart#rse Taronga Zoo ferry swabbie.I spent 20 minutes today driving around looking for parking at today's game .I missed 20 minutes of the game having to park so far away,I could have walked from home in the same time.

Just as I start to enjoy the game,a little fokker behind me starts kicking the seats."Farken great,I've just forked out $50 for this shite".Just to improve my mood,a species of Parra fan that always seems to find me at every game,starts cawing "KAARM ON PARRAAA!!!" in a voice that sounds like the late Gus Mercurio gargling with bleach after smoking 100 cigarettes .I turn around and sure enough,the voice always belongs to some dopey looking,gumby kent,god bless them.Now I'm no oil painting,but our fans look like the're students from a "special" school,out on an excursion.I check out the opposition fans and the ratio of gumbies to normal looking people always seems much better than ours.

I think I'll enjoy the next few games from the comfort of my living room.

We catch the train from the west every home game, way easy Tom, just made kick off today even though we didn't leave the house till an hour before the game, as for those kids, well there's still a lot of seats everywhere, you could just move? I know we as adults just want to live life without some little bastard kicking our seats but either do something about it or sit there and grumble. If it happens when I'm driving I just pull over, drop off the offender and head off into the sunset. I've lost 11 kids that way but it's a surefire way of stopping that little bastard from kicking my seat. As for the Gumbies... Well... What can I say...., that train is always full of them wearing the blue and gold, comes with being Western Suburbs. Hope this helps.

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Tentonz July 23, 2017 at 10:08pm

We catch the train from the west every home game, way easy Tom, just made kick off today even though we didn't leave the house till an hour before the game, as for those kids, well there's still a lot of seats everywhere, you could just move? I know we as adults just want to live life without some little bastard kicking our seats but either do something about it or sit there and grumble. If it happens when I'm driving I just pull over, drop off the offender and head off into the sunset. I've lost 11 kids that way but it's a surefire way of stopping that little bastard from kicking my seat. As for the Gumbies... Well... What can I say...., that train is always full of them wearing the blue and gold, comes with being Western Suburbs. Hope this helps.
- Tom Laios > Tentonz July 23, 2017 at 10:31pm
  
  I live near North Strathfield station and can walk to the stadium in about 40 minutes,but today I lost track of time sanding down a guitar body.No problem I thought,it's only a Parra/Wests game ,I'll park in the big car park behind the stadium and still catch the kick off.No such luck today,every car park was chockers.As for moving,where would I go? The brat was 6 seats away and still managing to vibrate the whole row.I've made a vow to myself not to stress out,or turn into that grumpy old grumblebum that tells kids off, that I laughed at when I was a kid.So my only option was to scream "SERENITY NOW!"...in my head.I can't believe I'm looking forward to work tomorrow ,just so I can relax a bit
Parra fan on The Hill July 23, 2017 at 10:08pm

Put it down to a bad day at the office.

I'm sure your luck will change vs the Bronco's and you'll be surrounded by hot Parra babes spoiling you silly, with a neck rub, and pulling you off whilst feeding you grapes.

Parra will win 30-0 too.

It comes in swings and roundabouts.
Kramerica July 23, 2017 at 10:14pm

LOl - sounds like a tough day Tom :)

I get the train - saves heaps of hassles.

And if some little undisciplined f*cker starts kicking your seat just turn around at an opportune time and tell him/her, out of earshot from their parents, that if they keep it up you will gut them like a f*****g fish.

This technique works great on flights as well.
- Dave > Kramerica July 23, 2017 at 10:20pm
  
  Or just gouge out their eyes and piss on their brains.
  
  What too far?
Alan Hunt July 23, 2017 at 10:21pm

Good to see you met Vince at the game Tom.

He does get a little bit excited.
- Parradude > Alan Hunt July 23, 2017 at 10:57pm
- fake midget pseudoachondroplasia > Alan Hunt July 23, 2017 at 11:25pm
  
  Someone should smack parradude round head a few times and see how people treat him. I've had mates with serious trauma after accidents and sickens me when people make fun of them for similar actions.
  It's a fellow eels fan u dumb fuck...
  Mods clear this clown and his shit post
- fake midget pseudoachondroplasia > Alan Hunt July 23, 2017 at 11:27pm
  
  Fancy that fong we on same side with our hatred of dumb ass fucks with no respect...
Tentonz July 23, 2017 at 10:35pm

Agreed, sometimes the only thing us adults can do is SERENITY NOW!!!