Posted by Eli Stephens on February 20, 2026 at 7:07am
Storm have confirmed Xavier will miss 3 months after getting surgery for an achillies issue. That's why Storm have been trying to apply the blowtorch 🤣🤣
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Because they know your so unjust.....But when they catch you up They will kick you up Because you someone they cannot trust There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat
Poppa > Randy HandlingerFebruary 20, 2026 at 4:22pm
I don't have Rats in the kitchen Randolph, Bats in the Belfrey is a possibility?
You miss the point, why am I not surprised.......back for more acupuncture Rudolph?
MeelK > Randy HandlingerFebruary 20, 2026 at 2:32pm
I love that idea. I'd go one step further though, a blow torch cutout in one hand and a big mobile phone cutout in the other with a picture of Abdo's ugly face on it.
Eels will need everytihng to go their way and then some to knock off Storm in Round 1?
The last time the Storm lost in R1 was in 2001 to the Dogs.
Eels R1 games vs Storm: 18-56 (2025), 12-16 (2023).
That said, historical quirk: Eels play Storm and Broncos R1 and R2 iin 2026 and the Eels last played those two in R1-R2 in 2021, beating Broncos in R1 (24-16) and beating Storm in R2 (16-12).
"There is no way the weasels at the NRL will do anything to the Scums cap.
Still, very proud of Beach, Jim and the team. We haven't had a backbone still Fitzgerald."
"Hey where did you find this. I lost my unicorn back 2022 after the grandfinal. Looks similar to the one i had. I'd like another, life was more pleasant."
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Price of the Lomax going up.
I'm bringing my actual blow torch rd11!
Brilliant.
The club should hand out blowtorch cutouts to the crowd. Epic burn
I'm dead serious
that would be funny as!
Hope we win, hate to see you blokes with "blowtorches" coming out of your arses if we lose.
I'll stick with Coryn's angle, just go out and win and leave the bad blood on the ground.
We all saw what happened to the Broncos this morning, anything can happen and giving any team motivation is not the smartest approach.
Always leave room for the "rat" to escape, they can be nastie if you don't leave them an excuse/way out.
pussy...that's loser talk.
It also means the Rat remains in your kitchen
Because they know your so unjust.....But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat
I don't have Rats in the kitchen Randolph, Bats in the Belfrey is a possibility?
You miss the point, why am I not surprised.......back for more acupuncture Rudolph?
I love that idea. I'd go one step further though, a blow torch cutout in one hand and a big mobile phone cutout in the other with a picture of Abdo's ugly face on it.
Eels will need everytihng to go their way and then some to knock off Storm in Round 1?
The last time the Storm lost in R1 was in 2001 to the Dogs.
Eels R1 games vs Storm: 18-56 (2025), 12-16 (2023).
That said, historical quirk: Eels play Storm and Broncos R1 and R2 iin 2026 and the Eels last played those two in R1-R2 in 2021, beating Broncos in R1 (24-16) and beating Storm in R2 (16-12).
We should have won that 2023 game...
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