Chuck Norris Passed Away

Legendary Martial Arts fighter and Hollywood Actor passed away aged 86 in Hospital from sudden illness in Hawaii. He was surrounded by his family during his passing. 

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  • Chuck Norris will give the Eulogy at his own funeral

  • I once saw him slam a revolving door. 

  • Some of my favs as i can't help myself

    Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.

    When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".

    Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands', they are not referred to as 'The Islands'.

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

    Chuck Norris was the sculptor of Mount Rushmore, he completed it with a bottle opener and dry wall towel.

    When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.

    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

  • God said let there be light.

    Chuck Norris said 'say please' 

    • When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris never went to the dentist His teeth took themselves out

    Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out 

  • Chuck and Superman once fought each other on a bet....the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants

    • Chuck Norris once told a women to calm down, she did.

      • Chuck said get rid of BA and they did after 10 years

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