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A song for Ricky

Posted by Monster Eel #38 on June 6, 2014 at 11:23am

(Sing this to the tune of MICKEY)

Oh Ricky you're a prick

How I wanna hit you with a brick

Oh Pricky. Oh Pricky.

Oh Ricky you make me sick

you're such a dick

Oh Pricky Oh Pricky

Oh Pricky you're a prick

make us Eels fans so sick

You're not a great coach you have to admit

Oh Pricky watch your head

we laugh at the things that you said

You really are a prick and your coaching is shit

Oh Pricky Oh Pricky Oh Pricky

OHHHHHHHHHHHHY PRICKYYYYYYYY

You screwed us about

Like you did with the Routs

brining us down to your level of thinking

You got us the spoon

when you promise us the moon

now you're coahing Canberra and they're now sinking

Oh Pricky Oh Pricky Oh Prickyyyyyyyyyy

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  • Yobz June 6, 2014 at 11:57am
    A good effort. C-
  • ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER June 6, 2014 at 12:06pm

    B+

  • ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER June 6, 2014 at 12:06pm

    very good

  • Monster Eel #38 June 6, 2014 at 12:11pm

    LMAO had fun writing that. Funny thing is that it actually fits in with the priginal song...what was her name again? Something Ross...Should write one for SK...

    • Yobz > Monster Eel #38 June 6, 2014 at 1:26pm
      No, it doesn't quite fit the song Snapper.
  • Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 June 6, 2014 at 12:24pm
    Do I ever wanna see pRicky's face again
    No way get fucked fuck off

    RIP DOC NEESON
  • Monster Eel #38 June 6, 2014 at 3:32pm

    Toni Basil...thanks dude...

  • Patsy Stone June 6, 2014 at 3:45pm

     "Ricky Don't Lose That Number"

    We hear you're leaving, that's OK
    I thought our little wild time had just begun
    I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run
    But if you have a change of heart

    [Chorus:]
    Ricky don't lose that number ( Lifeline !31114 )
    You don't wanna call nobody else
    Send it off in a letter to yourself
    Ricky don't lose that number (Lifeline 131114 )
    It's the only one you own
    You might use it if you feel better
    When you get home

    I have a friend in town, he's heard your name
    We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row
    We could stay inside and play games, I don't know
    And you could have a change of heart

    [Chorus]

    You tell yourself you're not my kind
    But you don't even know your mind
    And you could have a change of heart

    [Chorus]
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