A CRUSHED UNICORN WHO HAS HAD IT!!!!

Deadset, for all you unicorn supporters, ME being one of them. Its time to wake up!! WHAT THE ACTUAL F*&^ was that sh*t!!!

We are down with 10 minutes "Oh yeah boys, lets do 1 up hit ups, that would be a great idea" 

"While you are at it, just put bombs up bro and hope for the best!!" '"sick idea bro, sick one" 

This team is the biggest talented team joke I have witnessed, a squad that promises so much but is an absolute disgrace. I am usually a very optimistic supporter. But I am done, I am sick of following a bunch of hacks every single year. 

Being a passionate supporter hurts man I tell you, I invest myself in games and am always let down. I will never follow another team but it is just so hard when you follow a shit one. Im 31 and yet to experience a GF, my grey hairs just doubled after that garbage. 

BA i am sorry bro, i had allot of faith in you, but you deadset i think and you just lost a unicorn supporter. 

Anyways look out for the Parramatta cooking show next year, cause we are collecting spoons :)

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  • I feel your pain....
  • So this is what it's like when a unicorn is tipped over the edge. At least you've woken up to reality. Seriously the warning signs were there last year. This is entirely BA's fault for not seeing this coming.

    • You are right, having faith in a shit team and coach leads you to being a angry man haha

  • Arise from your slumber all unicorns.

    • I am going to be a snake and bite unicorns feet, fucking unicorns. 

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    • Unicorn is dead bro, the only positive to come out of the rubbish that was parramatta tonight. 

  • For the unicorns left don't forget to tune into miatchs slumberfest report card on the TCT. 

    He thinks Beau Scott was going to play origin. 

    Arthur buys the wrong players and uses them in the wrong position please get rid of this chump before it's too late. 

    • Agreed, BA has lost the team and lost this Gower supporter!!

    • I always get my dog to read some the crap on TCT when he is constipated, after a couple lines he clears his bowels .

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