Eels Blogs

I was having breakfast in my favorite restaurant this morning when caught up with the Sunday Telegraph--I never buy it but get a free read where I eat.Today, they had a list as in this blog`s title. I read it fully expecting that I would make the eight or even the top four. To my chagrin not a word about me!! Who came first? Why, Cam Smith did. I did not read the reason for that selection. I went to who came second. Greenturd came second--I bet he loved that? I went way down the list. There was a fellow that I never heard of who works for the NRL. His chief function is to write speeches for Greenturd!!! I always new that he was a phoney. He can`t even write his own speeches. I bet he is not paying money for the speeches We fans are paying for it.What a joke. High up on the list were all the Telegraph`s journalists headed by Phil Rothschild and close up--wait for it--Paul Kent ! No wonder that the NRL is in steep decline. Cooper Cronk got a gong but way down the list. They did say if he played again he would shoot up the list! I could not follow the logic of that.I think he got a bad rating because he is likely to leave the NRL and go to Fox. After reading the 50 who made it, I felt rather comfortable. Who would want to be associated with that scary crew ? Sourer grapes ? No, my musely was not up to its usual excellent standard and I had to resort to eggs on toast and flat white coffee, after missing out on the top 50 that put a pall over my Sunday.