1 last Toutai bagging (I promise)

Many players have adapted a signature move to which they use throughout their career in which it becomes their own trademark.Eg: Brett Kenny had the swirving hips, Greg Inglis has the long arm fend and Hayne has his Hayne Plane.Vai has joined this illustrious group by adapting to a technique where he botches tries whist inside the opposing goal line while being untouched.Vai who only his second year has produced his signature move on 3 occasions that I can recall.Exhibit 1) Cast back 12 months and he 1st introduced this against the cowboys right on full time denying his team for at least a drawn result.Exhibit 2) Round 1 this year against the Warriors in which he managed to get 3 tries but also came up with his trademark move which denied him of a fourth.Exhibit 3) 24 hours ago Vai pulled it out again and completely changed the outcome of the match.That's 3 strikes for terrible Toutai.As they do in cricket, just walk off to the pavilion and acknowledge that your stint is up and stop persisting in a game that you cannot play.I suggest you try your hand somewhere else like UFC or something.

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Pezet is still in his infancy.He's just a stop gap fill in here so it doesn't matter too much what he looks like.Remember this Parra is doing him a favour not the other way…"

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top_dawg July 19, 2014 at 7:07pm

What about the signature move of the entire Eels top tier squad, u probably know it well as they have executed it to perfection in back to back seasons, its called the spoon. What a team, only they are capable of going back to back with it, and the special thing about this team is that they're trying to do it for a 3rd time it seems, i mean 4 losses on the trot now, what a special team in every sense.
- Turpy > top_dawg July 19, 2014 at 7:13pm
  
  A bit like Top Dawg's signature move when he reverse cowgirls his Mum while feltching his sister.
- Tom Laios > top_dawg July 19, 2014 at 10:08pm
  
  Your dad's top move is to apply the "rusty hook" to you to stop you rapping.
Eels 1986 July 19, 2014 at 7:08pm

3 strikes - cricket?? Wrong game. If your throwing stones make sure you don't live in a glass house.
The royal OON July 19, 2014 at 7:16pm

Eels1986 obviously there's a full stop after 3 strikes so that analogy is ended that had nothing to do with the cricket statement get your eyes checked mate
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 19, 2014 at 7:21pm

So can we say - Toutai THROWS away points?
Kenny was the King July 19, 2014 at 8:05pm

You forgot the one against the Knights which could have drawn the game. All he had to do was catch the ball metres out & no one in front of him instead the ball bounced straight out of his arms into touch.
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 19, 2014 at 8:38pm

Toutai reminds me of Flipper the fekking dolphin, he has hands like a dolphin.
- The royal OON > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 20, 2014 at 6:53pm
  
  I agree with you bro
Yobz July 19, 2014 at 8:44pm

You forgot the Ben Roberts signature cut out pass to the second row...of the grandstand.

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