Evil Experiment Game

Guess what...Im still bored shitless and our inept board along with all this delay and media crap about Folau has me depressed so I have resorted to Evil Experimentation.

Please feel free to join me.

Lets Mix n match n Slice n Stich and try and come up with the ultimate footballer to save the Eels. Mwhahahahahahahahahah

My first creation would be seeing what happens when we have Jarryd haynes Physical abilitiy mixed with Sterlo's footy brain.

Do you evil geniuses have any other ideas???

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  • This is my ultimate footballer. A player with the size, speed and acceleration of Hayne, defensive ability of Hindmarsh, concentration and League brain of Sterlo with the passing and kicking accuracy of Lockyer. There is an unbeatable player who brings together some of the best aspects of the players of the modern era. 

  • I want someone with the ability to not perform under pressure like Paul Cariage, matched with someone who likes running out of the line early on his goalline like Daniel Wagon and to finish a halfback with the smarts of 3 day old dried dog turd and the passing game of my grandmother, Andrew McFadden.
    • I tried mixing what you said there HH and look what i have created....ITS A MONSTER!!!!!! I guess I used WAY too much of that "smarts of a 3 day old dried dog turd" part.

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  • Yes....all Evil laughs are very welcome on my blog.

  • Now that would be a mighty beast indeed.

  • 3320873762?profile=RESIZE_1024x1024What about Sandow + Mateo. Sandow is a tough little nugget as is but what if you added Mateo's size to the equation and wouldnt lose too much agility etiher.

  • no more ideas people?

     

  • i guess blog creativity doesnt always pay off.

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