Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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"I don't know. I must admit i find this hard to take, immediately after a performance like that.
Does it show any distress or embarrassment. Those are two things i'd like to see, surely players that want to compete for a premiership are a little…"
Does it show any distress or embarrassment. Those are two things i'd like to see, surely players that want to compete for a premiership are a little…"
"The Eels in 1982 lost by 20 points to Manly who beat them 3 times that year but the Eels beat them in the Grand Final. They were also beaten by the Bulldogs by 22 points in 1986 but won the premiership"
"Yes, but last year we had Dylan Brown ( who has great defence) and there was Lomax as well who made a big difference. I hope the Eels can turn this around. It's possible"
"They should challenge it.
He either gets off or gets two weeks.
If he gets two weeks, it's no big loss."
He either gets off or gets two weeks.
If he gets two weeks, it's no big loss."
"Yes I know last night was shit. But lets face it, it's Round 1 against Melbourne in Melbourne. No other team has managed to beat them, and on top of the 2 sin bins, the 6 agains, having no match fitness, and the use of Joash instead of forward…"
"I had us finishing 12th-16th and last night reaffirmed that.
We have a quality halfback and the rest of the team are just average Joe's.
We have a average rookie coach and our front office has to be one of the worst in the NRL.
It wouldn't surprise…"
We have a quality halfback and the rest of the team are just average Joe's.
We have a average rookie coach and our front office has to be one of the worst in the NRL.
It wouldn't surprise…"
"Storm scored 11-2 tries when they belted us 64-10 in 2019 and then 32-0 later that year: our worst vs that mob. Since 2022, it's been one belting after another: 46–16, 48–16, 56–18, and now 52–4. Lest we forget.
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"The rules allow these blowouts. Playing with 12 for 20mins, 6 against, most on 4th or 5th tackle. No team can come back from that, especially when a team as good as Melbourne have 10 and 12 tackle sets. Playing catch up footy just compounded the…"
"Sounds weird but not a lot has changed for me.
We were never a chance of genuinely competing for a Premiership in 2026 the moment DB left and we failed to replace him (Galvin, anyone else who’s an actual 5/8th).
No team has won a Premiership with a…"
We were never a chance of genuinely competing for a Premiership in 2026 the moment DB left and we failed to replace him (Galvin, anyone else who’s an actual 5/8th).
No team has won a Premiership with a…"
"Honestly, I felt like we were done last night. I was absolutely ropable.
But after calming down and being a little more reflective rather than reactive, remember we started shit last year while missing Moses and had a NSW Cup team, and then came…"
But after calming down and being a little more reflective rather than reactive, remember we started shit last year while missing Moses and had a NSW Cup team, and then came…"
"We always knew Madge was going to be a big chance of getting Barnett, it was Madge who brought him into Origin in the first place that elevated his positioning. Hard to battle the big dogs, but I do know how you feel."
"Keep it simple. Tuivaiti to replaces Hopgood, then Teancum or Moretti gets the bench spot.
Keep Kautoga and Williams on the edges and don't disrupt the team positions too much."
Keep Kautoga and Williams on the edges and don't disrupt the team positions too much."
"HOE, going further with history, that was our largest 1st round loss since 1963.
This was Jason Ryles biggest loss as a coach.
Storm 9 tries to our 1 try is one of the biggest differentials in tries ever between the two clubs.
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This was Jason Ryles biggest loss as a coach.
Storm 9 tries to our 1 try is one of the biggest differentials in tries ever between the two clubs.
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"You were missing DB last night too, weren't you EA.
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Maybe so Sluggo, but it starts and finishes in close proximty to each end.
I am glad you gave Daz a run, its wonderful to see you two bonding at last!
Finally, anyone who can eat as much KFC as Hector does is a better man than me Gunga Din!
Original recipe burger large combo yum .as for pricks .iwas hiding behind the bloody door when they were handed out . So you know who got my share .the 1.90 cm twin
The greedy old bastard!
I'd vote for Daz also as I'm guessing he has two dicks to measure. Couldn't be that silly only playing with one.
Hahaha 🤣
This blog definitely needs pictures as verification! Lol
That would be rude Mick!
I'd say it's Slugg first and daylight 2nd.
Maybe Wiz #2, he's probably traumatised a few in his time and 3rd I'd say Kram. Reckon he's destroyed a few too...
Although the biggest balls has to go to Brissy. The amount of heated debates he gets into with everyone on here bar himself, tells me the guys packing some serious CAGS.
There's a reason Kramer has to travel a kilometre above the Earth.