Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Given we had to include Fui's family flights then these legal fees should for sure."
Given we had to include Fui's family flights then these legal fees should for sure."
"I'm with you, Blue Eel. It's boom or bust for Ryles. I say that not because it's fair that a second year coach is expected to get the team into the finals and strongly compete for top honours. It's probably not. But the Eels have been so starved of…"
"Ironically, around 13 Jan, when Storm agreed to pay Lomax's legal fees (could cause cap implications) was also when Tripp allegedly called Beach to threaten that the Eels could be hit with cap sanctions by the NRL.
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"Kicker that's easy Russell "
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Love that if Melbourne were to win and Lomax's contract with the Storm was confirmed, the fact that Lomax's legal bills would go on top of their salary cap even though they don't have that cap space is just…"
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"If everything goes well I have no doubt we play finals footy no doubt at all.If Moses can't finish the year we'll finish around the same spot as this year.
The start and SoO period is the key if go well early it sets the year up.Get through the last…"
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"Whose going to do the main goal kicking this year? Moses, Pezet, Russell ? Or maybe another? Pezet is very good. Moses very good, Russell ok but struggles with kicks that are closer to the sidelines. "
"Just no injuries please. I dont care if we lose. Means nothing if we rock up to Melbourne round 1 and get flogged.
Mitch should kick a few balls, make 1-2 tackles, pass the ball once or twice and then come off.
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Mitch should kick a few balls, make 1-2 tackles, pass the ball once or twice and then come off.
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"We will finish top 4"
"But also when do they do it on their own? We cannot manipulate to make them great all the time for the sake of expansion. The idea is survival of the fittest."
"Great points Yehaz and fair ones too. 10+ wins is fair. If we get less Ryles has pressure."
"and then remove the above response from activity....message received."
"For context, last year we didn't drop Dylan Brown until it was mathematically impossible to make the eight. That was round 20 and he signed with the Knights before round 2."
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Maybe so Sluggo, but it starts and finishes in close proximty to each end.
I am glad you gave Daz a run, its wonderful to see you two bonding at last!
Finally, anyone who can eat as much KFC as Hector does is a better man than me Gunga Din!
Original recipe burger large combo yum .as for pricks .iwas hiding behind the bloody door when they were handed out . So you know who got my share .the 1.90 cm twin
The greedy old bastard!
I'd vote for Daz also as I'm guessing he has two dicks to measure. Couldn't be that silly only playing with one.
Hahaha 🤣
This blog definitely needs pictures as verification! Lol
That would be rude Mick!
I'd say it's Slugg first and daylight 2nd.
Maybe Wiz #2, he's probably traumatised a few in his time and 3rd I'd say Kram. Reckon he's destroyed a few too...
Although the biggest balls has to go to Brissy. The amount of heated debates he gets into with everyone on here bar himself, tells me the guys packing some serious CAGS.
There's a reason Kramer has to travel a kilometre above the Earth.