Obviously i'll be voting for myself first.
Second vote. goes to this great man.
In third place i'd like to vote for Tad, i reckon he's packing some serious weaponary
Who is your top 3?
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Maybe so Sluggo, but it starts and finishes in close proximty to each end.
I am glad you gave Daz a run, its wonderful to see you two bonding at last!
Finally, anyone who can eat as much KFC as Hector does is a better man than me Gunga Din!
Original recipe burger large combo yum .as for pricks .iwas hiding behind the bloody door when they were handed out . So you know who got my share .the 1.90 cm twin
The greedy old bastard!
I'd vote for Daz also as I'm guessing he has two dicks to measure. Couldn't be that silly only playing with one.
Hahaha 🤣
This blog definitely needs pictures as verification! Lol
That would be rude Mick!
I'd say it's Slugg first and daylight 2nd.
Maybe Wiz #2, he's probably traumatised a few in his time and 3rd I'd say Kram. Reckon he's destroyed a few too...
Although the biggest balls has to go to Brissy. The amount of heated debates he gets into with everyone on here bar himself, tells me the guys packing some serious CAGS.
There's a reason Kramer has to travel a kilometre above the Earth.