That this kid....
Would transform Into such greatness........
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"No time to play pool when Ninja's are about.
I have seen a bloke get a star stuck in his head...it's not as bad as it looks and leaves you in better condition than a pool ball from 10ft"
I have seen a bloke get a star stuck in his head...it's not as bad as it looks and leaves you in better condition than a pool ball from 10ft"
"It would NOT be subjudice for Vlandys to state that they consider a contract, which they registered, binding sans a court intervention...thats a furphy
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"I would hire a guy that is just as big...ummm.errr..The call to your mate may be cut short by the ashtray's arrival.
V'handys wants WWE. Lets give him a show. Drag him into the ring and hit him with a fucking chair till he goes tits-up.
Hoe…"
V'handys wants WWE. Lets give him a show. Drag him into the ring and hit him with a fucking chair till he goes tits-up.
Hoe…"
"Do you mean 2027? Or are you just defiantly holding your ground 😁"
"Lomax will burn your toast and NRL will smear the crud mess through our butter.
I hate toast scrunge in my butter"
I hate toast scrunge in my butter"
"LOL Rudolph (haven't receded to Randick yet) how about a NINJA with 10 razor edged ashtrays and a bowl of hot soup!"
"Well first things first, you don't know what cap issues are.....can be manipulated very easily.
Lomax would be the 29th player, that would leave one more if someone became available. He realistically would not stay in Reserve Grade
Now putting this…"
Lomax would be the 29th player, that would leave one more if someone became available. He realistically would not stay in Reserve Grade
Now putting this…"
"I don't want to prolong this as we have all said our peace but what "historical bias" exists in the courts? Jarryd Hayne took him 3 goes to get it right, we might take it to "appeal" if we lose and are not being satisfied for the reasons why.......…"
"What if we do not have cap space for Lomax? We have 2 spots in our top 30, $120k minimum, to spend.
So yeah we could have $600k left over but what if that all goes to Lomax and have no money to complete our top 30?"
So yeah we could have $600k left over but what if that all goes to Lomax and have no money to complete our top 30?"
"I never have lost your drift ever Randolph, hitting the biggest guy in the room with an ashtray etc is not the smartest move......I would hire a guy that is just as big and make sure the first guy goes home with enough bruises to not go back to that…"
"You want us to play by Queensbury rules in a streetfight with Melb & Lomax where the NRL are lurking in our peripheral waiting to dogshot us...nuh-uh
Court is only one channel, the biggest one no doubt, but only one. Go at 'em wide-spectrum and…"
Court is only one channel, the biggest one no doubt, but only one. Go at 'em wide-spectrum and…"
"Given all the demographics Parramatta outrank Melbourne on every level and whilst I appreciate some priorities exist in a one town/ state team I see no reason for NRL to favour Storm. It is not that Melbourne will ever be in a direct threat to AFL…"
"Oh no. . Kamakamica to captain the Eels in 26"
"Sorry. nothing I have said is from AI other than the Storm ownership structure.
I am questioning the facts of your comment HA HA WHY? questioning that there are none just AI..... don't understand the 10 year bans (R360) Stuff in context by…"
I am questioning the facts of your comment HA HA WHY? questioning that there are none just AI..... don't understand the 10 year bans (R360) Stuff in context by…"
"I'm perfectly capable of analysing a situation and making up my own mind. I despise AI and have even managed to structure my own sentences in this response, without it. AMAZING! You can go on believing whatever you like I'll do exactly the same.…"
"Notwithstanding all the rhetoric LB and assume you are right. Would Zac believe it is in his interests to continue to persue the case legally (without Storm's involvement) as it then gives him rights to negotiate with anyone......within the NRL, the…"
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
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There is no doubt he is a phenomenon. Averages 64, which is second only to the Don. And the most unusual thing about him is the way he bats, which defies modern techniques.
Here is an interesting bit of trivia for you. He has now scored 6 ashes hundreds in England. No England player has ever scored that many in England.
When you take out the first dozen or so tests when he was actually selected as a bowler his average is in the 80 plus area.
Who is he?
LOL
He's definately special. Teams just can't find a way to get him out.
His technique is not in the cricketing books. Neither was Bradman's though.
Watched his whole innings last night/early this morning and his technique and mental fortitude is right outside of the ordinary. Nothing flamboyant about him, just goes on with his business and rarely faiis.
He came into this season having miseed the first 7 months due to suspension and in a few months became the number 1 scoring batsman in the world of test cricket.
FMD, a 7 months handicap given to all test cricketers and he is now starting to blow them all out of the water, and all this after being terribly knocked out in the 2nd test and not playing in the 3rd test.
FMD. Just wow, wow, wow, wowwwwwwwwww.
The guy is a freak, watching him plkay is not like anything you will see in world sport anywhere, he is a different charachter that's for sure but man is he good.
Exactly Snake. I think Smith is the best batsman we've had since Bradman. Bats outside the box. So skilled, yet eccentric and unothodox.
Didn't expect it when I first saw him play. Looked awkward at first.
I must admit I was a huge fan of the Great West Indian top 3. Greenidge, Hayne, and Viv.
Viv Richards is one of my all time favourite batsman. He was the gum-chewing King Of The Jungle. Never even wore a helmet. Oozed confidence, skill and domination.
No idea who he is , but if he wears New Balance he better stay the fuck away from my kids .
Weak lilly livered piece of SHIT! and now we call him a hero.
No wonder this country is fuct.
There for his own glory and pay packet.
Bit like the NRL putting the wife bashers up as the game's heroes.