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UNBELIEVABLY PAINFUL INJURIES!

Posted by Slippery. on May 30, 2019 at 10:14pm in Current Affairs

 

 Over the past 3 and a half weeks I have been recovering from the most painful injury I have ever had. My past injury list has things like... ACL (resulting in a knee reconstruction). Several weeks in hospital after being hit by a car. A broken leg, straight through the growth plate and splitting the Femur. I could list many more also. I have no doubt at all that my current injury has caused me far more pain than anything I have felt before. I fractured a rib and tore my intercostal muscle. Your intercostal musscle is between your ribs. The pain is extremely intense if you cough, sneeze, laugh or even breathe deeply. The way I did the injury is also unbelievable. All this damage and pain was the result of a sneeze. 

 

 I am still on extremely strong pain medication. My doctor and specialist have told me that the recovery time for my injury is about 6 weeks. 

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  • MeelK May 30, 2019 at 10:43pm

    Whatever you do Slippery, keep the pepper under lock and key for the next 6 weeks.

  • Parramatta Tragic May 30, 2019 at 11:18pm

    Watch this Slippery. It will cheer you up, especially the interviews right at the end.

    Two important points:

    1. Every Parra player should watch this before they play Souths and listen to the interviews at the end
    2. Any Vegan googling Butterbean and Cabbage is going to be surprised

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