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Posted by Kurupt - Porn Addict, But I'm In Control on September 20, 2021 at 7:27am in Humour

A young man visits a sports store in Penrith. The owner offers for him to try a Penrith Panthers jersey on and the polite gentleman obliges, so the owner takes him into the dressing room and helps him get it on.

The owner sez "geez that looks great on you, can I suck your c**k?"

Perplexed the young man replies "no".

"Do you want to suck my c**k?"

The young man still a little confused replies "umm no".

"How about you stick your c**k in my juicy arsehole?"

The young man finally understands "oh I get it, sorry I'm not actually a Panthers supporter".

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