WTFs going on?

This is ridiculous.

What point of this Corona virus scare made people buy it all up?

Seems to be going straight from the supermarkets into the asian grocery stores for double the price or more.

Our suburb is completely out.

Any toilet paper in your suburb?

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  • Just grab a roll from each of the public toilets that you frequent. 

    • lol i dont frequent them or use them at all.

      I'll have to send Grunts a message to grab me a few on his rounds.

  • They're literally shit scared of the virus it seems.

    Seriously, this is the most ridiculous thing I have seen. They're buying three years supply of dunny paper! For a respiratory illness!!

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    • Just grab a handful grass .works well or Better still seeing  it's raining again after the o we're fucked brigade said it wouldn't and there's plenty of water to go around .every one can get a bucket and wash their ass . Problem solved .what dead set joke all this bullshit is

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    • Bought a Manly one but all it done was clogged me dunny up. Not happy, Jan, and neither was the plumber when he found the flag shoved half way down the S Bend...and he was a Manly supporter...fucker charged me twice the price

  • And now on the news this morning I see a truck loaded with toilet paper caught on fire. Oh the humanity!

  • As long as the tissue supply doesn't dry up.

    I go through a massive amount of tissues on a daily basis.

  • Don't know about you lot but I have certainly got the shits with the media hype and other BS.

  • It's unbelievable unfathomable and just totally lacking in logic, starting to think Coles and Woolies are secretly spreading the virus.

    Who'd have thought that at the end of the world we'd fighting over arse wipes ffs this world's lost the plot

    • Ummm yep ok....If Coles and Woolies were behind this, they would have huge stockpiles of toilet paper out the back. The fact they are running out of stock just shows quite the opposite of your theory....

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