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"The world is now more unsafe ..."

"Well we've missed out on everyone we have shown interest in so this could be some reverse psychology type statement."

"He once kill 2 stones with one bird.The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, pity he never cries."

"Satan was thrilled Norris went to heaven so he didn't have to deal with him in hell.
Chuck Norris didn't pass away, away passed him.
Chuck Norris didn't die, death got Chuck Norris'd "

"Apparently Chuck Norris said in an interview that they were going to put his facial image on Mount Rushmore alongside the other 4 Presidents but they said his face was to strong and tough for the granite mountain. Don't know if it's true or not"

"Chuck Norris never wore a watch he just decided what the time was.."

"For those that are unaware Grandmaster Chuck Norris was not just a Holywood actor.
Chuck served in the US Air Force.
9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do. The first westerner to achieve 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo. 5th degree black belt in…"

"Chuck Norris died years ago. Death was just too afraid to tell him."

"Is it appropriate or not to tell the best Chuck Norris badass jokes? They are hilarious and a great way to remember the legend. For those who don't know they aren't jokes mocking Norris instead showing how powerful he is haha."

"Yeah Texas Walker Ranger was a good show and very popular. I think he was close friends with Bruce Lee. I didn't know he was 86 either"

"Thanks Mallee - yes he was a definite legend IMO; and his Texas Walker Ranger was good....sad times and did not realise he was 86!!"

"Panthers won't win the Premiership. They'll come undone throughout the season. Long way to go yet. "

"I agree with your Ken Thornett sentiment Poppa.    Even though even I was too young lol.  I heard Ken Irvine was brilliant too you would have to be to score 212 tries I guess "

"Great signing. Much better than paying overs for 32 year old forwards. On what we seen of him in the trials he has the potential to be a great prop."

"Ken Thornett not the fullback?....lol.
There is a reason that Parras best player every year wins the Ken Thornett medal. There is a reason there is a grandstand named after him.
He was THE PLAYER of a generation...he could do things players of his…"