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LB replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"Walker may even start with Paulo to the bench and De Belin at Prop some games."
4 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to LB's discussion Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
"1.   Its going to be 
1.Iongi  🔐 
2.Simmonson/ Russell  depending fitness. 
3.Penasini 🔐 
4.Kelly 🔐 
5. Fox. 🔐 
This is 95% set in stone already 
 
2. No, but he's close. 
3.  11. Williams  12 Kautoga  - locked in  🔐 
4. 13 Debelin.  🔐   Gives us…"
11 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
"Looks like something to do with our Junior zones and pathways."
16 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Quantum effects have been known for a while now and the analogies are getting better at helping folks like us get our heads around it.
Plants utilize quantum effects during photosynthesis (plants take light and turn it into themselves! The Neatest…"
18 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Trump has nothing to do with right and left wing of politics...what, in the name of all that fucks, are you actually talking about? 
also, you do realise that folks at uni can read whatever they like yeah? And form their own opinions? You just don't…"
31 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Year 1 was a junket, year 2 was a gimmick, year3  is a joke. i hope it's pants fall down"
35 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Awww..Thanks for asking Mitchykins. I'm good.
I just don't like the way Mitchy's Trumpy Daddy is turning previously self-aware folks into slobbering sycophants tripping over their own feet to excuse his lying grift and nibble on his orange…"
52 minutes ago
Flow Basket replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
" Matterson cleared hia"
58 minutes ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
"LOL"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Roy tannous's discussion What is it?
"Out of date Cherry Ripes 30% off at the COE tomorrow only...but I hope that we are announcing we have managed to fuck Matto off"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Randolph, Schodingers Cat is interesting in making you think but I have never really understood "quantum" anything, so to recall a phrase more suitable to myself is "too good for me "Gunga Din""
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"It wasn't hard to catch either Daz, trouble is recognising the "pass".
PS I don't like what Trump is doing like any sane person..... the latest shooting reminded me of "Schindler's List" and the street executions. BUT just remember that disliking…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"I expect we will go eventually and I see no reason why not.
Personally I would like to be there but the whole travel thing to the States is a pain in the arse. They really are a dysfunctional country at the moment.....no reason why we should act…"
1 hour ago
LB replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Quite frankly doesn't bother me either way. We are going to give up a home game every year for some reason so why not use one for Vegas. 
But yeah if they go next year, fine by me as it doesn't affect me nor will i have FOMO."
1 hour ago
LB replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"Unless you cannot afford it."
1 hour ago
LB replied to CarloEEL2's discussion Show of hands
"That is too much. You are not going to get crowds for 3 days in a row like Magic Round. Day 1 would have it packed, Day 2 drop and by Day 3 everyone there has moved on. "
1 hour ago
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

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Show of hands

  Who wants to go to Vegas in 2027 ? Not me !!! Do we really need that side of marketing for our club ???? Can't we just focus on playing good footy week in and out and having well prepared and rested players .  we already have a strong base , we…

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80 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger 18 minutes ago
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Eels Announce Junior Teams

Harrold MatthewsAli SabraCaleb Leiataua Curtis BrownDanny AbuhamedDeon HayesDivine TaulafoElijah Al HazimFlynn Manu'aHayden BellJake CapovillaJayden TapuaiKhan JacksonLeonard SlaterLevi PerretLiam MartinLorima SeuseuNixon O'ConnorRiley PakiSala…

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24 Replies · Reply by EA 3 hours ago
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