Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.
They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.
Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait" feet.
Ryan Matterson has been asked to lead swimmers in the deeper surf and stay out there for awhile. Rumour has it he has a drum line attached to balance his movements.
We hope all our players have a safe trip......but we are Parramatta!!
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9Ploppa has offered himself to become Lennox head's inaugural life guard for the Parramatta Eels and has brought his very own self inflatable rescue buoy if any Eels get into trouble. Pop said its a well used apparatus and has patched up all orifices in case of air leaking
Pops has also sanitised her with bleach and disinfectants as he is aware that and std's would be a serious breach of nrl covid protocols
time to get some lube & tissues, can rub a quick one out on this lil' hottie
I must admit its hard for us old folks, they don't make dolls like they used......gawd I cannot see the area where you put the hose in?
Its time's like this we need a couple of oldies but goodies!
Surely moses just parts the sea... that'd fuck the noahs right up
good thinking fishy.....we need someone with your background to set this straight.....
I have heard that parting the ways, is one of your specialties.
Yes, much better at that than parting my hair, of which i have none.
When the receptical is so big and the brain so small, we should be careful how we judge you.
One of my favourite scenes from "Young Frankenstein" is when Gene Wilder asks Igor (Marty Feldman) "exactly who's brain did you get" ......"Abbey someone" Abby who? ....hymmm Abbynormal?
That's me! Abby Normal 😋
Don't be too harsh on yourself Fishy......you are one of the great poster's on here!