Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

    • Tad : Where do the flies go in Winter? Sparrow Fart does not exist anymore!

      • Robert---when a bird flies his wings go up and down.When his wings go down his body naturally goes up That .Makes sense. When his wings go up why doesn,t his body go down?

        • Surely it's a matter of perspective....

  • I just had a Random thought, it was so random it wandered away before I could thnk of it.

  • This reply was deleted.
    • This reply was deleted.
      • This reply was deleted.
        • This reply was deleted.
          • Thanks Slugg You have inspired me Mate Have been thinking about doing  a blog on Impignorate. Yes it is a real word 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Mallee57 replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Isn't Smith injured"
3 minutes ago
LB replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Preston I mean."
7 minutes ago
Muttman replied to Muttman's discussion Head Coach Flanagan and Head of Football Haran sacked.
"Ennis has now left the Dragons. I didn't realise he was the attack coach. Yikes!!!! The Dragons attack was easily the worst in the NRL. Worst attack I'd seen in some years. Poor old Ennis just ruined whatever coaching aspirations he had. "
10 minutes ago
SuperEel 22 replied to Randy Handlinger's discussion NRL limit on contact training
"This is only for in-season. I'd imagine that in-season they reduce the amount of contact they're doing compared to the pre-season to limit injuries. "
18 minutes ago
LB replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"A lot of those missed tackles were Volkman practically contact to slow down Kikau for defenders. It was planned."
25 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Any chance we've stumbled upon our long term 5/8? Late bloomer perhaps. I was keen to see Joash have a crack but he's a little on the chaotic side of things."
26 minutes ago
LB replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"He was hitting and spinning last year too. He gets elbows and knees on the ground and gets a quick play the ball. He should be out Lock moving forward."
26 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Volkman might have bounced off 10 tackles, but they had to surgically reove his shoulder from Preston's ribs after the game. I've never seen someone shut down Preston like he did last week. Take that 10 missed tackes with a grain of salt, because it…"
57 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"I would add Penisini into the simple job plan too, run hard, tackle hard, no offloads. Seems to work well when we're keeping it simple and the other more creative players can take advantage off it."
59 minutes ago
KENDOZA replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Volkman done a great job containing preston unlike blaize tslagi"
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"His defence has always been gritty but his offense didn't give us a lot of metres or line breaks. Bu,t he turned that around last week by hitting and spinning off every run and getting a quick play the ball like Cam Murray does. That gave us a few…"
1 hour ago
Clintorian replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"This is the type of coaching we need to support. This is the team that put a number on the Bulldogs through shear determination, grit, and effort... they deserve the opportunity to do it again. 

Hoping to see back-to-back performances from Volkman,…"
1 hour ago
Billy Bob replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Is Sam Tuivaiti still out? I thought it was only concussion "
1 hour ago
KingGutho replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"I'd go
 
1: J Papali
2: S Russell 
3:: W Penisini
4: A Nanva
5: J Addo Carr
6: Lorenzo ( volkman missed 10 tackles last week 
7: moses
8: J De Belin
9: R Smith
10: Jr Paulo
11: C Guymer
12: J Williams
13: S Pryke
 
14: D Walker
15: K Tuilagi
16: T…"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Poppa's discussion The Unicorns Strike Back
"(insert crying emoji x 2)
Awww sweetie, didn't you know that sometimes folks kick back"
1 hour ago
Zip zip replied to Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓's discussion No Kemla* - Team list day v manly
"Assuming 14 is Walker. Team list looks good.
If Ryles can make sure Jr and JDB did what they did against Dogs, then that's a good line up. Just give them a simple job: run hard and direct, no bullshit offloads. Tackle with venom.
Same goes for Dylan…"
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2347

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>