Misery loves company

Just read in the Daily Mail that one symptom of long covid is "shrinking penis size" - this is the best evidence yet that this is a Chinese designed bio weapon against the West. I know misery loves company but this is below the belt. 

"They say each long Covid patient suffers an average 56 different symptoms over the course of their recovery - including bizarre ailments such as noting their penis shrink in size and irregular period."

 

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  • I could think of a few people here that must've had it twice . 

  • My penis hasn't shrunk yet, but my period is irregular...

    • It's just the cold wether and Turtling.

      Can't comment on the other matter but my back is a lot better after changing my stools.

      • Changing your stools regularly is always recommended at your age, Poppa . A full colostomy bag can be dangerous . 

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